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Aap Pareshan haiI
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Insult
Aap Pareshan haiI
Aap Pareshan haiI
Aap Pareshan hain?
Theek se Neend nhi aati?
Sotey hoay Jaag jatay hain?
Ab mazeed pareshaani ki zaroorat nhi
Ab aA gaya
"PAMPERS"
Chain Se Sona khoob Brhna
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A Camel cow
A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best
Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads
cow:
i give milk
.
.
.
Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha...
Ek hathi ne ek
Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya, chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat
karke kaha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna Mard hamare ghar mein
bhi hai
aham! this is not
.""""v""""".
...v...
aham! this is not a heart, this is my old underware which i don"t use,
i thought i should ask you before i throw it
Oye tennu chahi di tay nai???
Tum Paas Aey
Tum Paas Aey..
Yun Muskuraey..
Apne 32 Daant Mujhko Dikhaey..
Ab to Mera DiL
Phoot Phoot k Rota hai...
Yaar Tumse To Brush bhi
Theek se Nahi hota hai..!!
Jaha pana Tusi ;
Jaha pana
Tusi
;
;
Gr8
;
Ho
;
;
Tohafa
;
;
Kabul
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
Karo
,,,
( ".)
< )'', - - .
LL ''.
Mutra visarjan..:-)
BE-IZZATI....
boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :D :O
girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off
This sms can only b
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...
try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...
one more time...hey don"t force it ugly!!!
tuhaar chehraa moti
Arz kiya hai...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam.
Abe Khajur
Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaage hue Langur,
abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
The best thing i
The best thing i like about you is your "SHARAFAT" you are full of....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50% SHAR & 50 % AFAT
... MaX iNsUlTz ...
... MaX iNsUlTz ...
* I''d Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!
* The World Is A lot
Mind & Matter
I Don''t Mind & You
Don''t Matter ... !!
* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!
* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!
And Now
If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand
And
Place It Over Your
Mouth ...
Because
I m Allergic To Bullshit
Baharo phool barsao
Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai
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