SMS karne k fayde

SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko jang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega

Jun, 14 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2500 views Insult

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beta tayari kar

beta tayari kar lo!

Count down shurru ho chuka

thoray se din reh gaye hain

jo karna hai kar lo

phir Ramzan ka chand nazar atay he tum zanjeeron main bandh diye jao ge

Your place or mine

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.

aRz kiya haI aankhon

aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
apni kisi friend se baat he karva do
meri shaadi abhi bohat door hai
wah wah wah

Phone K RIshte

Phone K RIshte Bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain

Balance Rakh Kr BHi Log Ghareeb Hote Hain

Msg Krne Ki Hoti Nahi JinKo Taufeeq

Wo Log bhi KItne Miskeen Hote Hain

Humko hami se

Humko hami se chura lo
dil main kahin tum chhupa lo
hum akelay ho na jayen
door tum se ho na jaayen

paas aao

paas aao

paas aao

rukoooooooooooo!

pehlay achi tarha naha ke aao

aap yahan maze

aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.

Yaar aaj ka din

Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!

Kanjoos ki

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhie meri tarah jiya karo.

roz meri SMS padhke sharam nahin aati
kabhie khud bhi SMS kiya karo !!

"AQAL" kya hoti hai

"AQAL" kya hoti hai?
Asman ne kaha: Bahut Buland hoti hai,
Sagar ne kaha: Bahut Gehri hoti hai,
Apne kaha:Hain............. Woh kya hoti hai?

Its not you....!

One of the
Intelligent
Monkey
Mising
In
Zoo.!
Its name is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
Don't worry
It is not u,
beCos
It is intelligent..

Meri Muskuraht Part

Meri Muskuraht Par
Aitraz Mat Kar Aey
Dost
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Tujhey Dekh Kar To
Kisi Ki Bhi Hansi nikal sakti hai

Akk de bootey gulab

Akk de bootey gulab disde.

Neheran de pani laal disde.

Jadon diyan chaliyan lundey diyan paintan.

Aj de mundey nawab disdey....

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