Today is MMS

Today is MMS
Today is MMS day:

MMS means:







=MAKE MONKEYS SMILE=




I''ve done my part.. :->
  

Jun, 14 2010     105 chars (1 sms)     2443 views       Insult

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Last night
i had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?

U said

Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,

20 rupaye dye they 6 rupey lene they.... ;-)

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Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.
ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
Mobile pe ek virus agaya hai,
agar 00000420 no se koi call aaye to atend nahi kerna ,
werna insan ban jaoge... sialkot main do ghade insan ban gaye hen..
SO BE CAREFUL!!
Go down to c my heart..





























Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.



Dimag Ki tarah
Aap K Brain ki X-Ray Report aa gai hai.


10g Mitti

10g Kankar-Pathar

25 Type k Keere makorey,

5g Makri K JaaLey & 500g Bhoosa..



KamaaL hai...!!!



Mujhe Lagta tha K KhaLi hoga..!!
Jab ap pAidA huEy tAb, aAkAsh sE phOoL bArsE,
PariyOn nE jAshAn kiA,
GhEe k diyE jaLayE,
Aur bole
CHALO CHUTKARA TO MILA,
AB DUNYA WAALE BHUGTAINGE... ;->
Yaad hai hum pehle kahan milay the?


"TRAIN RUKI

KhirkI KHULI

NAZRON SE NAZRIEN MILI

or


AAP NE KAHA



"ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DEDO BABA".
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.
barsaat ke mausam main aap ka dil chahta ho ga,
barish main nahanay ka,
geet gungunanay ka,
paani main chhai chhappa chhai karne ka,
barsaat main sab frogs ka dil yehi karta hai.
I Want




2




Kill U




But I Can''t,Bcoz,




I.P.C.340(B)


"According 2this Rule,

Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys

R Strictly Prohibited.''
CoLgate se Daant Saaf Krne ka,

Pepsodent Se Mazboot Krne Ka,

CLoseup se Fresh Krne ka,



Agar Phir bhi White na Ho to...





HARPIC Use Krne ka...
3 tips to break a miror:
1. pathar mar ker tod do.
2. utha ke neechay phainko.
3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao.
Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.