Where r u? U r u

Where r u? U r u
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read
that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r
safe, SMS me immediately.
  

Jun, 14 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2441 views       Insult

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i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay
aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay
quen k jahaan b jao gay gay
loag kahain chal chal agay ho.
Dosti aour mohabbat main tum ney farq ker dya.tumharey eak lamhay key gusey nay dekho hamien kitna door ker dya.dekho main ney ab keasa faisla ker dya?
when i miss u
i read your sms




when i want to see u
i close my eyes




and when i want to hear your voice
I
Simply
throw
a stone
over
Donkey
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I"ll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!
Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo
beta tayari kar lo!

Count down shurru ho chuka

thoray se din reh gaye hain

jo karna hai kar lo











phir Ramzan ka chand nazar atay he tum zanjeeron main bandh diye jao ge
World cup k bad sehwag in filmo me nazar aayege!
Kabhi ek kabhi duck!
Hum wicket de chuke sanam.
Kal team mein ho na ho.
Kyon.... Out ho gaya na!
Suraj na badLa
Chand na badLA
Na bdla ye asman
Kitna badaL gya inNsan
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/.".) "--- ,,
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Kitna badl gya tu meri jan.


Akk de bootey gulab disde.


Neheran de pani laal disde.

Jadon diyan chaliyan lundey diyan paintan.

Aj de mundey nawab disdey....
Most of my frnds are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well behaved... just wana thank u for breaking the monotony..... ;->
10 things i like in u.

1.ur choice-me as ur frnd.
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Ankhe fad k kya dekh rahe ho uske baad koi dhang ka kam kiya hai kya