I"d love to ask

I"d love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can"t count that high.

Jun, 14 2010 86 chars (1 sms) 2035 views Insult

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tumhari payal ki jhankar

tumharay kangan ki khankaar

tumhari sanson ki sarsarahat

tumharay dil ki dhak dhak

uffffffffff........

tum larki ho ya noise polution??

Jabse Tumhe dekha

Jabse Tumhe dekha
hai,

Mera

Raat ko

Din ko

Subha ko

Sham ko

Khate waqt

Peete waqt

Sote waqt

Jagte waqt

Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!

BE - ALERT

BE - ALERT

KOI BHI
KUCH BHI
KHAANEY KO DEY

MAT-KHAANA

IDHAR - UDHAR
NIGAH - RAKHNA
Kyu - K

Kyu-K

CITY-GOVT NE
KUTTA MAAR MOHIM

START KAR DI HAI... :p@@@@

Scientists all over

Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.

One day a donkey

One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.

So plz don''t look into mirror coz..

I''ll miss u... :P

Waqt mile tab yaad

Waqt mile tab yaad karte ho,

mood ho tab baat karte ho.

Ek zamana tha jab har pal msg karte the,

ab to karachi KI BARISH ki trh yaad karte ho

Ankhon mein shrrafa

Ankhon mein shrrafat.

chal mein nazaakat.

dil mein sachai.

phir kyon na bole ap o her lerki

MERA BHAI,MERA BHAI.

Soowar ke bachh

Soowar ke bachhe!

Ullo ke patthe!

Kutte ke pille !

Gadhe ki aulaad !

Bhains ke bachhde,

Bakri ke memne,

Sab kitne chote-chote,
Piare-piare hote haina.

You=lovely

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

I know how to

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

zindgi apni masti

zindgi apni masti me jiya kr

ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr

tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy

or apni sari girlfriend mare liye chor dy :-D

GoLdEn WoRdS

GoLdEn WoRdS
AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe
Na Pa SkO Tu...
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''LaNaT HaI Tm Pe'' ;->

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