I"d love to ask

I"d love to ask
I"d love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can"t count that high.
  

Jun, 14 2010     86 chars (1 sms)     2483 views       Insult

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Vodafone walon ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa,
aur ab woh bandar se ad karvana chahte hain!
Tujhe meri dosti kasam



tuuuuu nahi jayega!
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell
Is dIl ka kaha mano ek kaam kardo,
EK benaam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo
Meri zaat pe faqat itna ehsaan kerdo,
GHar se nahaker niklo, poray ilaaqay ko hairan kerdo
Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->
Maine ap ko khwab main dekha
Aap hooron k darmian they
Maine ALLAH se poocha
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai
Jawab aya: Isko jaza nahi...
Hooron ko saza mili hai..
Jabse Tumhe dekha
hai,

Mera

Raat ko

Din ko

Subha ko

Sham ko

Khate waqt

Peete waqt

Sote waqt

Jagte waqt



Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!
Last night
i had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?

U said

Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,

20 rupaye dye they 6 rupey lene they.... ;-)

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Humko hami se chura lo
dil main kahin tum chhupa lo
hum akelay ho na jayen
door tum se ho na jaayen

paas aao

paas aao

paas aao


rukoooooooooooo!



pehlay achi tarha naha ke aao
Ankhon mein shrrafat.


chal mein nazaakat.


dil mein sachai.


phir kyon na bole ap o her lerki



MERA BHAI,MERA BHAI.
Dosti aour mohabbat main tum ney farq ker dya.tumharey eak lamhay key gusey nay dekho hamien kitna door ker dya.dekho main ney ab keasa faisla ker dya?
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.
Aap K Brain ki X-Ray Report aa gai hai.


10g Mitti

10g Kankar-Pathar

25 Type k Keere makorey,

5g Makri K JaaLey & 500g Bhoosa..



KamaaL hai...!!!



Mujhe Lagta tha K KhaLi hoga..!!