Kaju Badam Khajoor

Kaju
Badam
Khajoor
Pista
Chilghoza
Kishmish

Ye Sab Dry Fruits hain tu bht Tasty....

Laikin

Aap jese Akhrot ki baat hee kuch aur hai

Jun, 14 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 2093 views Insult

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Ek Kabotar

Ek Kabotar

Itna Ura

Itna Ura

Itna Ura

Buhat upar gaya

Itna

Itna

Bus Ab nazar
Nai a raha apna kaam kro,
Kal Dhondin gay.

Kaju Badam Khajoor

Kaju
Badam
Khajoor
Pista
Chilghoza
Kishmish

Ye Sab Dry Fruits hain tu bht Tasty....

Laikin

Aap jese Akhrot ki baat hee kuch aur hai

Taste dis SMS

Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Aaina dekh kar

Aaina dekh kar begana hogaya,
Khud apney husn k dewana hogaya,
MUQABL-e-HUSN mei hisa lia aap ny bhi,
Auron ko to cup mila per apko jurmana ho gaya

Lost in a zoo

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2

I Like Grapes

I Like Grapes

Bcoz Its Boneless.

And I Like u

Bcoz...

u r Brainless

Ha..Ha..Ha..

Felt bad?

Cum''on yar,

Its just A

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.

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.

Fact.

Akk de bootey gulab

Akk de bootey gulab disde.

Neheran de pani laal disde.

Jadon diyan chaliyan lundey diyan paintan.

Aj de mundey nawab disdey....

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One day l went 2 ZOO.
So many animals were there.
(>. .< )
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
o(o‚¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey
(@‚¿@)
"(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi..

BE-IZZATI....

boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :D :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off

Gadhay K Bachche

Gadhay K Bachche
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.
.
.

10inch k hotay hain

Kuttay Ki Nasal
.
.
.

Mukhtalif kisam ki hoti hain

Bandar K Bachchay
.
.
.
.

Shararti hote he..;->

Suit Bara Sohna

Husband: Suit Bara Sohna Pehna hai..

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Lipstick B Sohni Lagai hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Makeup B Sohna Kia hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Sohni Phir bhi Nahi Lag rahi..

Hi hw r u

Hi hw r u..
R u free this Sunday? Can u come with us 2 Lshore @ 9am?

Coz Sunday we r opening a new branch of

ZOO. We got all the animals except u

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