One day a monkey

One day a monkey
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
  

Jun, 14 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     2417 views       Insult

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Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Hanso

Khelo

NAACHO

Gao

Uchloo

Koodoo

Dunya ki parwa mat kero

Q
K

Duniya Janti Hay K
"PAGAL"
aisi harkatein karte rehte hai...
Pehle chitthi k badle taar aata tha,

ek bulave pe mera yaar aata tha.

Ab padh kar delete karte hai mere sms ko,

kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha.
Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.
Viraanay mai Dya Jalanay se kya Hoga Bujhi Hoi Raakh mai Aag Jalanay se kya Hoga Aapko Qabz hai isilye Pressure Nahi Aata Ab Bewajah Zore Laganay se Kya Hoga
molvun k khilaaf bhonknay walon zabaan band karo
molvun k baghair kis kaam k ho zaban band karo
tum aaj mar jao to kon janaza parrhai ga tumhara
molvi hi parrhai ga kuch sharam karo
Maine ap ko khwab main dekha
Aap hooron k darmian they
Maine ALLAH se poocha
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai
Jawab aya: Isko jaza nahi...
Hooron ko saza mili hai..
Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

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Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!! :P
... MaX iNsUlTz ...

* I''d Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!

* The World Is A lot
Mind & Matter
I Don''t Mind & You
Don''t Matter ... !!

* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!

* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!


And Now


If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand






And





Place It Over Your
Mouth ...

Because

I m Allergic To Bullshit
Meray Piyarey Doost! Ye Tum...
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Paglon Ki Tarah Kya Dhoond Rahey Ho?! Ye Tum...
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Paglon Ki Tarah Kya Dhoond Rahey Ho?! Ye Tum...
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Paglon Ki Tarah Kya Dhoond Rahey Ho?
BHIKAARI: 1 RUPIYA DE DE, MAIN NE 3 DIN SE KHAANA NAHIN KHAAYEA HAI,
MEMON: 100 RUPE DOON GA PEHLE YEH BATA 1 RUPIYE ME KHAANA KAHAN MILTA HAI???
Is dIl ka kaha mano ek kaam kardo,
EK benaam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo
Meri zaat pe faqat itna ehsaan kerdo,
GHar se nahaker niklo, poray ilaaqay ko hairan kerdo