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One day a monkey
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One day a monkey
One day a monkey
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
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Jun, 14 2010
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Insult
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Calling you a
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Khobsurat phoolon
Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi.
Agar Aap se koi
Agar Aap se koi kahe k
U r
"GOOD LOOKING"
"SMART"
Or
"GENIOUS"
"To rakh k stupid k munh per thapper marna
February ke mahine mein April FOOL ?
Hum ko Hum h
Hum ko Hum hi Se Chura Lo
DiL MEin Kahin Tum Chupa Lo
Hum AkeLe Kho Na Jain
Door Tum se Ho Na Jain
Pas Aao ..
Pas AAO...
RUKOO !!!!
PehLe Safe Guard Se Naha Lo..
tumhari payal k
tumhari payal ki jhankar
tumharay kangan ki khankaar
tumhari sanson ki sarsarahat
tumharay dil ki dhak dhak
uffffffffff........
tum larki ho ya noise polution??
Jaha pana Tusi ;
Jaha pana
Tusi
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Gr8
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Ho
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Tohafa
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Kabul
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Karo
,,,
( ".)
< )'', - - .
LL ''.
Mutra visarjan..:-)
A girl says to
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I"ll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!
Insult
'=. You are,
A-B-C-D
¤Atractive
¤Beautiful
¤Cute
¤Dear
E-F-G
* Excellent
* Funny
* Genius
H-I-J.
= Hahahaha.
= I'm.
= Joking!! :-)'
Hi hw r u
Hi hw r u..
R u free this Sunday? Can u come with us 2 Lshore @ 9am?
Coz Sunday we r opening a new branch of
ZOO. We got all the animals except u
Suraj na badLa
Suraj na badLa
Chand na badLA
Na bdla ye asman
Kitna badaL gya inNsan
(\./)
/.".) "--- ,,
\,,/"( ,_ ,_ ; ) // //
Kitna badl gya tu meri jan.
Gadhay K Bachche
Gadhay K Bachche
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10inch k hotay hain
Kuttay Ki Nasal
.
.
.
Mukhtalif kisam ki hoti hain
Bandar K Bachchay
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Shararti hote he..;->
Suit Bara Sohna
Husband: Suit Bara Sohna Pehna hai..
Wife: ThanX G
Husband: Lipstick B Sohni Lagai hai
Wife: ThanX G
Husband: Makeup B Sohna Kia hai
Wife: ThanX G
Husband: Sohni Phir bhi Nahi Lag rahi..
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