One day a monkey

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!

Jun, 14 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 2660 views Insult

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Dosti aour mohabbat

Dosti aour mohabbat main tum ney farq ker dya.tumharey eak lamhay key gusey nay dekho hamien kitna door ker dya.dekho main ney ab keasa faisla ker dya?

Cheese is Cheese

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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Adhuray hain

Adhuray hain!

Baadal
Bin Barish

Chaand
Bin Chandni

Suraj
Bin Roshni

Phool
Bin Khushbu

Dil
Bin Dharkan

Shama
Bin Parwana

Or

Or

Tum Bin
Zoo Ki Ronaq... :P

Main terai balooon

Main terai balooon main khona chahta hoon.....

main tere baloon main khona chahta hoon......

per kambakhat tum tail buhat lagati ho .....

her baar phisal jata hoon............

LIPS bhindi ki tara

LIPS bhindi ki tarah,
GAAL tamatar ki tarah
EYES matar ki tarah
Poora face GOBI ki tarah
Aey mere ALLAH
Aik dost dia wo b sabzi mandi ki tarah...

Wat do you call an

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Mere mehboob k hoon

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2 Frnds AapAs

2 Frnds AapAs mei LArte huye...

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CAse Court mei jAtA hy,
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Is dIl ka kaha mano

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Those beautifu

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that incredible body,
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a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
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tell me how you are?

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One day a monkey

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