One day a monkey

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!

Jun, 14 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 2445 views Insult

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Paoun Maar K
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Taste dis SMS

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Did u feel da taste of ginger?
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BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

aap yahan maze

aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.

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Ab t0 iqrAr kEr Lo,

Or nA tArpAo..

Ab t0 bAtA d0..

Or nA shArmAo..

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Tum mUjh sE..

mUjh sE..

mUjh sE..

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Dost Tumhari Girl freind ka phone aaya tha"
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World cup k bad

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pappu- Nahii , tu American hai ..
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Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,

20 rupaye dye they 6 rupey lene they.... ;-)

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One day a monkey

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