One day a monkey

One day a monkey
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
  

Jun, 14 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     2699 views       Insult

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Hum ko Hum hi Se Chura Lo


DiL MEin Kahin Tum Chupa Lo


Hum AkeLe Kho Na Jain


Door Tum se Ho Na Jain


Pas Aao ..

Pas AAO...


RUKOO !!!!



PehLe Safe Guard Se Naha Lo..
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Pyarey Bhaiyya!!



27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..

Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.


Aap ki Behen
KATRINA KAIF
Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
Jabse Tumhe dekha
hai,

Mera

Raat ko

Din ko

Subha ko

Sham ko

Khate waqt

Peete waqt

Sote waqt

Jagte waqt



Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!
Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?

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A: A Rumour!
TWO GOLDEN RULES TO MOVE AHEAD IN LIFE:

Rule #1- "RoCk3rS" iS aLways Right.

Rule #2 - If u Feel That He iS Wrong,

Slap Urself & Read Rule#1 Again...... ;->
Agar Aap se koi kahe k

U r

"GOOD LOOKING"


"SMART"

Or

"GENIOUS"


"To rakh k stupid k munh per thapper marna


February ke mahine mein April FOOL ?
Hungry kya?
Laddoo bhej raha hoon...



yeh le...




) " (
/ ).) o
L./L./ o
o

kha..Beta kha. .
laddoo....kha.......!
__/____
lorange l
l juice l
l______l

Fresh Orange Juice
Ka Dabba Bheja Hai..







Paoun Maar K
Patakha Baja Lo
beta tayari kar lo!

Count down shurru ho chuka

thoray se din reh gaye hain

jo karna hai kar lo











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