One day a monkey

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!

Jun, 14 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 2251 views Insult

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Udass kyon kharey

Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha

Wah Wah Wah

Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha

Aao mera LUND chooso AAM ki tarha

"Happy MANGO season"

My Eyes – Miss U

My Eyes – Miss U

My Feelings – Loves U

My Mind – Calls U

My Life Is U

I’ll Die Widout U

I love U

“Aisa Tumhari Girl Friend Mujhe Bholti Hai.”
SambhaaLoo Us ko..... :P

Your place or mine

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.

Zalil honay Ka Sub

Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

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Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!! :P

Pehle chitthi k

Pehle chitthi k badle taar aata tha,

ek bulave pe mera yaar aata tha.

Ab padh kar delete karte hai mere sms ko,

kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha.

Your birthcertificat

Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.

ACHA KAAM....

Ur 5 qualities:

1---------

2---------

3---------

4---------

5---------

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

2 Frnds AapAs

2 Frnds AapAs mei LArte huye...

1 kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy,
DosrA kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy...

S.H.O dono ko pAkAr kAr F.I.R kAAt detA hy,
CAse Court mei jAtA hy,
Judge kehtA hy Aj k CAse mei kon ChutiyA hy ye SAabit hogA
SaAre GAwAhon Or SAbooton ko MAdde-NAzAr rAkhte hue is CAse mei 3 Chutiye hAin..

1- Ye S.H.O jo ChutiyApe wALA CAse LAyA..

2- MAin jo Chutiyon kA FAisLA kArne bethA hon..

3- Yeh ChutiyA jo ChutiyApe wALA SMS pArh rAhA
hy...... :p ;->

zindgi apni masti

zindgi apni masti me jiya kr

ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr

tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy

or apni sari girlfriend mare liye chor dy :-D

Have u seen a

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

I know how to

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

Hum ko Hum h

Hum ko Hum hi Se Chura Lo

DiL MEin Kahin Tum Chupa Lo

Hum AkeLe Kho Na Jain

Door Tum se Ho Na Jain

Pas Aao ..

Pas AAO...

RUKOO !!!!

PehLe Safe Guard Se Naha Lo..

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One day a monkey

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