One day a monkey

One day a monkey
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
  

Jun, 14 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     2497 views       Insult

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World cup k bad sehwag in filmo me nazar aayege!
Kabhi ek kabhi duck!
Hum wicket de chuke sanam.
Kal team mein ho na ho.
Kyon.... Out ho gaya na!
Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.






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Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai.
Jab ap pAidA huEy tAb, aAkAsh sE phOoL bArsE,
PariyOn nE jAshAn kiA,
GhEe k diyE jaLayE,
Aur bole
CHALO CHUTKARA TO MILA,
AB DUNYA WAALE BHUGTAINGE... ;->
Teacher:
attendance plz:
pintoo...

present sir.
guddu...

present sir.


kaalu...

present sir.
ulluu...

ulluu...
ulluu...


button dabana choor "PRESENT SIR" bool....
Pyarey Bhaiyya!!



27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..

Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.


Aap ki Behen
KATRINA KAIF
Kya aap jaante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
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zahir hai aap
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to ho nai sakte
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MAI HUN
Duur kaheen ek Basti thee...

Wahan Churaylain Basti thee...

Jab dekho tab Hansti thee

Tm kio Itna Hasti ho...

Usi Basti ki lagti ho
Tum Paas Aey..


Yun Muskuraey..


Apne 32 Daant Mujhko Dikhaey..



Ab to Mera DiL
Phoot Phoot k Rota hai...



Yaar Tumse To Brush bhi
Theek se Nahi hota hai..!!
Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
Ye BADAL

Ye BIJLI

Sirf Aap K Liye,


Ye HAWA

Ye MAUSAM

Sirf Ap K Liye,

8 Mahine Nahaye Nahi,

Ab 4 Mahine Ki Ye BAARISH...

Sirf Aap K Liye!
Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain

Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.