One day a monkey

One day a monkey
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
  

Jun, 14 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     2480 views       Insult

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Humko hami se chura lo
dil main kahin tum chhupa lo
hum akelay ho na jayen
door tum se ho na jaayen

paas aao

paas aao

paas aao


rukoooooooooooo!



pehlay achi tarha naha ke aao
Soowar ke bachhe!

Ullo ke patthe!

Kutte ke pille !

Gadhe ki aulaad !

Bhains ke bachhde,

Bakri ke memne,

Sab kitne chote-chote,
Piare-piare hote haina.
Boy proposing a girl :

Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.


Girl : wada ?


Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.


Girl :
Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna..
Meri Muskuraht Par
Aitraz Mat Kar Aey
Dost
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Tujhey Dekh Kar To
Kisi Ki Bhi Hansi nikal sakti hai
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read
that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r
safe, SMS me immediately.
Teacher:
attendance plz:
pintoo...

present sir.
guddu...

present sir.


kaalu...

present sir.
ulluu...

ulluu...
ulluu...


button dabana choor "PRESENT SIR" bool....
Breaking News...
Dhammaka Khabar..

TiB ki Dunya me TeheLka Mach Gaya,
Khabar MiLi hai K KaL Basheer Khusrey
K han KaKa Hua...
Kaise Hoa Hamein Khud nahi Pata...
ChaLein ChaL kar Basheer Khusrey Se
Puchte Hain..


G Basheer g



Basheer G...!!



Msg Hi Parhte Rahengey Ya Kuch Batain Gey Bhi..
Kya aap jaante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
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zahir hai aap
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to ho nai sakte
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to phir
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MAI HUN
Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai
Aurat ko qudrat ne:
Khoobsurat chehra diya,
Hirni si aankhen di,
Resham se bal,
Gulab se hont,
...Pyar bhara dil diya
aur phr...
Zuban de kar sabh satyanaash kardiya

ha ha ha
Kya aap jante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???



















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KOI AUR HI HOGA
1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D