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"TRAIN RUKI

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NAZRON SE NAZRIEN MILI

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"ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DEDO BABA".
  

Jun, 14 2010     158 chars (1 sms)     2624 views       Insult

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Mutra visarjan..:-)
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read
that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r
safe, SMS me immediately.
Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?

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A: A Rumour!
A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW.
Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I''m already married.
Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai.
Last night
i had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?

U said

Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,

20 rupaye dye they 6 rupey lene they.... ;-)

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tumhari payal ki jhankar

tumharay kangan ki khankaar

tumhari sanson ki sarsarahat

tumharay dil ki dhak dhak

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tum larki ho ya noise polution??
... MaX iNsUlTz ...

* I''d Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!

* The World Is A lot
Mind & Matter
I Don''t Mind & You
Don''t Matter ... !!

* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!

* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!


And Now


If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand






And





Place It Over Your
Mouth ...

Because

I m Allergic To Bullshit
Arz kiya hai...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam.
Bijli Bord vich post nikli hai salri "50000"rs h r r z milnge.
Kam koi nahi bass "11kv" tar te GILLA kapra mar ke saaf karni hai.
BEST OF LUCK.
Husband: Suit Bara Sohna Pehna hai..

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Lipstick B Sohni Lagai hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Makeup B Sohna Kia hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Sohni Phir bhi Nahi Lag rahi..
It"s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it.
beta tayari kar lo!

Count down shurru ho chuka

thoray se din reh gaye hain

jo karna hai kar lo











phir Ramzan ka chand nazar atay he tum zanjeeron main bandh diye jao ge