Suit Bara Sohna

Husband: Suit Bara Sohna Pehna hai..

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Lipstick B Sohni Lagai hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Makeup B Sohna Kia hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Sohni Phir bhi Nahi Lag rahi..

Jun, 14 2010 205 chars (2 sms) 2541 views Insult

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1 RUPIYA DE DE

BHIKAARI: 1 RUPIYA DE DE, MAIN NE 3 DIN SE KHAANA NAHIN KHAAYEA HAI,
MEMON: 100 RUPE DOON GA PEHLE YEH BATA 1 RUPIYE ME KHAANA KAHAN MILTA HAI???

Jis waqt khuda ne

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

Mere mehboob k hoon

Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely,
par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai

Your place or mine

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.

Teacher: attendance

Teacher:
attendance plz:
pintoo...

present sir.
guddu...

present sir.

kaalu...

present sir.
ulluu...

ulluu...
ulluu...

button dabana choor "PRESENT SIR" bool....

Aaina dekh kar

Aaina dekh kar begana hogaya,
Khud apney husn k dewana hogaya,
MUQABL-e-HUSN mei hisa lia aap ny bhi,
Auron ko to cup mila per apko jurmana ho gaya

boy proposing a girl

Boy proposing a girl :

Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.

Girl : wada ?

Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.

Girl :
Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna..

Pata hai GABBAR ne

Pata hai GABBAR ne thakur ke haath kyo kaate the...?

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kyO?

SoCho?

Kyonki Thakur GABBAR ko SMS Nahi Karta Tha!!!
AB TERA KYA HOGA RE KALIYA.... :P

Jaha pana Tusi ;

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Karo

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Mutra visarjan..:-)

Yaar aaj ka din

Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!

10 things i like in u

10 things i like in u.

1.ur choice-me as ur frnd.
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Ankhe fad k kya dekh rahe ho uske baad koi dhang ka kam kiya hai kya

Suah sweray utth

Suah sweray utth ker,
naha dho ker,
acchay kapray pahan ker,
Fajjar Ki namaz ada kerne kay bad,
Allah ke hazoor jhuk ker,
girgra ker apne liye aqal mango.
aur Allah key hazoor yeh bhi arz kro kay
"Ya-Allah Paak Jab aap Ne Aqal Banti To Uss waqt main Kidhar Tha"

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