Roshni chand se

Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Tumahare cell me light hamare SMS se hoti hai battery se nahi.

Jun, 14 2010 147 chars (1 sms) 3103 views Insult

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Abey O Egg K

Abey O Egg K Chilke !
Aam Ki Gutthli ! Sarey Hue Bengan !
Ublay Hue
AALOO !
Murghi K
Chooze !
Africa K
Bandar!

Kbi B Kisi Ko Esa Na Bolna Bura Lagta Hai Yar!

Dosti aour mohabbat

Dosti aour mohabbat main tum ney farq ker dya.tumharey eak lamhay key gusey nay dekho hamien kitna door ker dya.dekho main ney ab keasa faisla ker dya?

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Fool is reading it

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Fool will frwrd this message to another Fool... ;->

Please whisper those

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

FITAY MU!

FI

MT

FIT

MUF

Y

FITA

FITAY MU!!

Hogai Tasalli?
Bahut Shoq Hai SMS Parhne Ka

Na Waqt Se

Na Waqt Se
Na Aarzo Se
Na Udasion Se
Sirf Or Sirf
Mohabbat Se
Chahat Se
Khuloos Se
Pyaar Se
Baray Ehtraam Se
Poray DIL Se
"Lanat hap ap per"

Har vele fikar

Har vele fikar jiha ek rehnda bas PADAI da,

tu ta kanjra thik hi hona haal das sadi BHARJAI da.

2 Frnds AapAs

2 Frnds AapAs mei LArte huye...

1 kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy,
DosrA kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy...

S.H.O dono ko pAkAr kAr F.I.R kAAt detA hy,
CAse Court mei jAtA hy,
Judge kehtA hy Aj k CAse mei kon ChutiyA hy ye SAabit hogA
SaAre GAwAhon Or SAbooton ko MAdde-NAzAr rAkhte hue is CAse mei 3 Chutiye hAin..

1- Ye S.H.O jo ChutiyApe wALA CAse LAyA..

2- MAin jo Chutiyon kA FAisLA kArne bethA hon..

3- Yeh ChutiyA jo ChutiyApe wALA SMS pArh rAhA
hy...... :p ;->

open with love

open with love

mujhe tum se kuch kehna hai

bura to nahi maano ge

wohi kuch jis ki tumhain zaroorat hai

wo pyar bharay 3 lafz

"Insaan Ban Jaao"

when i miss u

when i miss u
i read your sms

when i want to see u
i close my eyes

and when i want to hear your voice
I
Simply
throw
a stone
over
Donkey

Your place or mine

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.

Fresh Orange Juice

__/____
lorange l
l juice l
l______l

Fresh Orange Juice
Ka Dabba Bheja Hai..

Paoun Maar K
Patakha Baja Lo

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