TWO GOLDEN RULES

TWO GOLDEN RULES TO MOVE AHEAD IN LIFE:

Rule #1- "RoCk3rS" iS aLways Right.

Rule #2 - If u Feel That He iS Wrong,

Slap Urself & Read Rule#1 Again...... ;->

Jun, 14 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2289 views Insult

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Abey O Egg K

Abey O Egg K Chilke !
Aam Ki Gutthli ! Sarey Hue Bengan !
Ublay Hue
AALOO !
Murghi K
Chooze !
Africa K
Bandar!

Kbi B Kisi Ko Esa Na Bolna Bura Lagta Hai Yar!

Na Waqt Se

Na Waqt Se
Na Aarzo Se
Na Udasion Se
Sirf Or Sirf
Mohabbat Se
Chahat Se
Khuloos Se
Pyaar Se
Baray Ehtraam Se
Poray DIL Se
"Lanat hap ap per"

Aap Pareshan haiI

Aap Pareshan hain?

Theek se Neend nhi aati?

Sotey hoay Jaag jatay hain?

Ab mazeed pareshaani ki zaroorat nhi

Ab aA gaya

"PAMPERS"

Chain Se Sona khoob Brhna

i message recieved

i message
recieved

1
cool person
sent it

1
fool is
reading it

1
fool is
angry

1
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still reading

1
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msg to another fool

Ek MsG RoZ

Ek MsG RoZ
KeEp De FrIeNd ClOsE

DiN MaIn PaAAnCh(5)
DoStI Pe Na AaYe AaNcH

DiN MaIn DuS..
MiLe YaAri Ka RuS..

Din MaIn BeeS
PeHlE Ek Tou KeR KhaBeEs... ;->

Fresh Orange Juice

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lorange l
l juice l
l______l

Fresh Orange Juice
Ka Dabba Bheja Hai..

Paoun Maar K
Patakha Baja Lo

Kia Tum Ud

Kia Tum Ud Sakte Ho ?

Kia Sitaare Tod Sakte Ho ?

Pathar Ko Heera Bana Sakte Ho ?

Nahi Na ! ! !

Beta Sirf Shakal Bandar Jesi Hone Se
Koi Hanumaan Nahi Ban Jata

FITAY MU!

FI

MT

FIT

MUF

Y

FITA

FITAY MU!!

Hogai Tasalli?
Bahut Shoq Hai SMS Parhne Ka

Taste dis SMS

Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Akk de bootey gulab

Akk de bootey gulab disde.

Neheran de pani laal disde.

Jadon diyan chaliyan lundey diyan paintan.

Aj de mundey nawab disdey....

Badshah Ne AeLaan

Badshah Ne AeLaan Kia Hai k jo meri Riaya mein
Sab se Zyada "CHAMPOO" Hoga Us se Apni Beti
Ki Shaadi Karoonga..

Teri to NiKaL pari yaar..
Mubarak ho Shehzadey...!!!

If A Gorilla Catche

If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?

?

?

I Know U Both Will Start Playing...

Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!

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