TWO GOLDEN RULES

TWO GOLDEN RULES
TWO GOLDEN RULES TO MOVE AHEAD IN LIFE:

Rule #1- "RoCk3rS" iS aLways Right.

Rule #2 - If u Feel That He iS Wrong,

Slap Urself & Read Rule#1 Again...... ;->
  

Jun, 14 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2005 views       Insult

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haha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada



Smjha hai Jise Muhabbat se Zyada



Bharosa hai Jis pe Khud se Zyada


Tu hai Hai wo....



HARAMZADA..
Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi.
Badshah Ne AeLaan Kia Hai k jo meri Riaya mein
Sab se Zyada "CHAMPOO" Hoga Us se Apni Beti
Ki Shaadi Karoonga..










Teri to NiKaL pari yaar..
Mubarak ho Shehzadey...!!!
kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho

har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho

ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi

ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?
2 Frnds AapAs mei LArte huye...

1 kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy,
DosrA kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy...

S.H.O dono ko pAkAr kAr F.I.R kAAt detA hy,
CAse Court mei jAtA hy,
Judge kehtA hy Aj k CAse mei kon ChutiyA hy ye SAabit hogA
SaAre GAwAhon Or SAbooton ko MAdde-NAzAr rAkhte hue is CAse mei 3 Chutiye hAin..

1- Ye S.H.O jo ChutiyApe wALA CAse LAyA..

2- MAin jo Chutiyon kA FAisLA kArne bethA hon..

3- Yeh ChutiyA jo ChutiyApe wALA SMS pArh rAhA
hy...... :p ;->
Apni dosro say hmesha izat kerwao.jo tum say rootha hey usey foran mano.dekho kitney din ho gaey hein ab to apney mobile main balance dilwao
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
Today is MMS day:

MMS means:







=MAKE MONKEYS SMILE=




I''ve done my part.. :->
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...
try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...
one more time...hey don"t force it ugly!!!
Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent.
I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO"
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
.
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
.
Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
Aap Pareshan hain?

Theek se Neend nhi aati?

Sotey hoay Jaag jatay hain?

Ab mazeed pareshaani ki zaroorat nhi

Ab aA gaya




"PAMPERS"

Chain Se Sona khoob Brhna