TWO GOLDEN RULES

TWO GOLDEN RULES TO MOVE AHEAD IN LIFE:

Rule #1- "RoCk3rS" iS aLways Right.

Rule #2 - If u Feel That He iS Wrong,

Slap Urself & Read Rule#1 Again...... ;->

Jun, 14 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2133 views Insult

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Dosti aour mohabbat

Dosti aour mohabbat main tum ney farq ker dya.tumharey eak lamhay key gusey nay dekho hamien kitna door ker dya.dekho main ney ab keasa faisla ker dya?

zindgi apni masti

zindgi apni masti me jiya kr

ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr

tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy

or apni sari girlfriend mare liye chor dy :-D

Those beautifu

Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?

New Punishment

New Punishment for Mobile Owner Missed Call Ke liye Kaala Pani
SMS ke liye Faansi
Call ke liye Umarquid
Tum Mat Daro KANJUSO ko to ek lakh ka inaam hai....

Asli Bewkuf Ki 4

Asli Bewkuf Ki 4 Nishanian1.
Seedhe Hath Mein Mob Pakry
2. Angothay Se Button Dabaye
3. Message Parh K Hansay
4. Soche K aur Kis Ko Send Krun?

Ye sms us behanchod

Ye sms us behanchod
ko karen jisne apse kaha
1 may ko sms pakag khtm
hojaynge mene apna farz
pura krdia ab ap b bhejo ta
k ye gali asal
bande tk pohanche =P ;->

ACHA KAAM....

Ur 5 qualities:

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2---------

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Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

Hum ko Hum h

Hum ko Hum hi Se Chura Lo

DiL MEin Kahin Tum Chupa Lo

Hum AkeLe Kho Na Jain

Door Tum se Ho Na Jain

Pas Aao ..

Pas AAO...

RUKOO !!!!

PehLe Safe Guard Se Naha Lo..

yahaan factory

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haan ji..
kya chahiye?

kuch dhoondh rahe ho?

shayad sms..

yahaan factory lagi hai kya.
Chalo Apna kaam karo...?

barsaat ke mausam

barsaat ke mausam main aap ka dil chahta ho ga,
barish main nahanay ka,
geet gungunanay ka,
paani main chhai chhappa chhai karne ka,
barsaat main sab frogs ka dil yehi karta hai.

tumhari payal k

tumhari payal ki jhankar

tumharay kangan ki khankaar

tumhari sanson ki sarsarahat

tumharay dil ki dhak dhak

uffffffffff........

tum larki ho ya noise polution??

Suraj na badLa

Suraj na badLa
Chand na badLA
Na bdla ye asman
Kitna badaL gya inNsan
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Kitna badl gya tu meri jan.

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