kya tum mere sath

kya tum mere sath
Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
  

Jun, 14 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     2985 views       Insult

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Mobile pe ek virus agaya hai,
agar 00000420 no se koi call aaye to atend nahi kerna ,
werna insan ban jaoge... sialkot main do ghade insan ban gaye hen..
SO BE CAREFUL!!
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!
Kya aap jante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???



















Zahir hai











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to ho nhi skte










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KOI AUR HI HOGA
Suah sweray utth ker,
naha dho ker,
acchay kapray pahan ker,
Fajjar Ki namaz ada kerne kay bad,
Allah ke hazoor jhuk ker,
girgra ker apne liye aqal mango.
aur Allah key hazoor yeh bhi arz kro kay
"Ya-Allah Paak Jab aap Ne Aqal Banti To Uss waqt main Kidhar Tha"
1 Boorhi orat ne 100 police walon ki dawat ki

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi me khilaya?

Amma: Main mannat mani c k mera ghar ban jaega te main 100 haram_dyan nu roti khwawan gi
Es lai tawanu roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola Amma aina takaluf Q kita

Wapda wala 1 hi sad lena C .. . .
Aap Pareshan hain?

Theek se Neend nhi aati?

Sotey hoay Jaag jatay hain?

Ab mazeed pareshaani ki zaroorat nhi

Ab aA gaya




"PAMPERS"

Chain Se Sona khoob Brhna
2 Frnds AapAs mei LArte huye...

1 kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy,
DosrA kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy...

S.H.O dono ko pAkAr kAr F.I.R kAAt detA hy,
CAse Court mei jAtA hy,
Judge kehtA hy Aj k CAse mei kon ChutiyA hy ye SAabit hogA
SaAre GAwAhon Or SAbooton ko MAdde-NAzAr rAkhte hue is CAse mei 3 Chutiye hAin..

1- Ye S.H.O jo ChutiyApe wALA CAse LAyA..

2- MAin jo Chutiyon kA FAisLA kArne bethA hon..

3- Yeh ChutiyA jo ChutiyApe wALA SMS pArh rAhA
hy...... :p ;->
It"s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it.

A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best

Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads

cow:
i give milk




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Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha...
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
New Punishment for Mobile Owner Missed Call Ke liye Kaala Pani
SMS ke liye Faansi
Call ke liye Umarquid
Tum Mat Daro KANJUSO ko to ek lakh ka inaam hai....
Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa... Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa... Comay se Jagay Mareez ko PerManent Sulaa Diyaa