kya tum mere sath

Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

Jun, 14 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 2748 views Insult

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One day a monkey

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!

You=lovely

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

It"s better to let

It"s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it.

Jab Kabhi kanjusi

Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.
ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!

sham hote hii ye

sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai
toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai
tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.

Kon kehta hai

Kon kehta hai k mera mehboob langraa hai...wah wah wah..kon kehta hai k mera mehboob langrra hai..wo to meray ishq mein lehraa k chalta hai...

Pappu to chinese

Pappu to chinese - Tu american
hai?
.
Chinese - No, I am chinese..
.
... ... pappu- Nahi, tu American hi hai...
.
Chinese - No, I am chinese..
.
pappu- Nahii , tu American hai ..
American hi
hai tu..
.
Chinese - Acha yaar, Main
American Hu..
Khush..?
.
pappu-saaale Shakal se to tu
chinese
lagta hai.

tuhaar chehraa moti

Arz kiya hai...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

Your birthcertificat

Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.

Where r u? U r u

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read
that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r
safe, SMS me immediately.

Gadhay K Bachche

Gadhay K Bachche
.
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.
.

10inch k hotay hain

Kuttay Ki Nasal
.
.
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Mukhtalif kisam ki hoti hain

Bandar K Bachchay
.
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Shararti hote he..;->

Your place or mine

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.

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kya tum mere sath

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