Dil se hum aap ko

Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain

Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p

Jun, 14 2010 163 chars (2 sms) 2502 views Insult

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Adhuray hain

Adhuray hain!

Baadal
Bin Barish

Chaand
Bin Chandni

Suraj
Bin Roshni

Phool
Bin Khushbu

Dil
Bin Dharkan

Shama
Bin Parwana

Or

Or

Tum Bin
Zoo Ki Ronaq... :P

Kaju Badam Khajoor

Kaju
Badam
Khajoor
Pista
Chilghoza
Kishmish

Ye Sab Dry Fruits hain tu bht Tasty....

Laikin

Aap jese Akhrot ki baat hee kuch aur hai

Jaha pana Tusi ;

Jaha pana
Tusi
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Gr8
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Ho
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Tohafa
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Kabul
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Karo

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LL ''.
Mutra visarjan..:-)

LIPS bhindi ki tara

LIPS bhindi ki tarah,
GAAL tamatar ki tarah
EYES matar ki tarah
Poora face GOBI ki tarah
Aey mere ALLAH
Aik dost dia wo b sabzi mandi ki tarah...

Main terai balooon

Main terai balooon main khona chahta hoon.....

main tere baloon main khona chahta hoon......

per kambakhat tum tail buhat lagati ho .....

her baar phisal jata hoon............

Ab tek meri life

Ab tek meri life khuli bottle thi
Jis main se sub perfume ki terha ur jata tha
aap k aane se sub kuch ruk gaya hai

khuda kare aap jaisa dhkken sub ko mile

Khobsurat phoolon

Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi.

Pata hai GABBAR ne

Pata hai GABBAR ne thakur ke haath kyo kaate the...?

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kyO?

SoCho?

Kyonki Thakur GABBAR ko SMS Nahi Karta Tha!!!
AB TERA KYA HOGA RE KALIYA.... :P

I Like Grapes

I Like Grapes

Bcoz Its Boneless.

And I Like u

Bcoz...

u r Brainless

Ha..Ha..Ha..

Felt bad?

Cum''on yar,

Its just A

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Fact.

Taste dis SMS

Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Meray Piyarey Doost

Meray Piyarey Doost! Ye Tum...
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Paglon Ki Tarah Kya Dhoond Rahey Ho?

Pehle chitthi k

Pehle chitthi k badle taar aata tha,

ek bulave pe mera yaar aata tha.

Ab padh kar delete karte hai mere sms ko,

kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha.

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Dil se hum aap ko

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