Calling you a

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Jun, 14 2010 66 chars (1 sms) 3014 views Insult

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Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi.

Bhoot Ki Beti Apni

Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->

kyon har bar mosam

kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho

har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho

ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi

ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?

The best thing i

The best thing i like about you is your "SHARAFAT" you are full of....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50% SHAR & 50 % AFAT

Is dil ka kaha mano

Is dil ka kaha mano kaam kardo,

1 benaam si mohabbat meray naam kardo,

meri zaat pe faqt itna ehsaan kardo,

ghar say naha k nikloo,

Or puray ilaqay ko hairaan kar doo

Humko hami se

Humko hami se chura lo
dil main kahin tum chhupa lo
hum akelay ho na jayen
door tum se ho na jaayen

paas aao

paas aao

paas aao

rukoooooooooooo!

pehlay achi tarha naha ke aao

My Msg 2 da wrld

My Msg 2 da wrld!

If u like me,
raise your hands

.. if not,

then raise your standards!!

Ek Kabotar

Ek Kabotar

Itna Ura

Itna Ura

Itna Ura

Buhat upar gaya

Itna

Itna

Bus Ab nazar
Nai a raha apna kaam kro,
Kal Dhondin gay.

No Visits No Calls

No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I"m worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?

Teri yAad se 1

Teri yAad se 1 Lamha nahi hai khali
Tu phool hai GARDEN ka hum uske hain maali.
Tumhe chaye ka shoq hai aur hum hain pyali.
Tu paer hai khajur ka main hon daali.
Dekha kitni mohabbat hai puri nazam banali
Mujhe malum hai apki koi to majburi hogi
Jo aap ne itne kam peson mein Apni Izzat LOotwali............ ;->

Why does a stupid

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

Jabse Tumhe dekha

Jabse Tumhe dekha
hai,

Mera

Raat ko

Din ko

Subha ko

Sham ko

Khate waqt

Peete waqt

Sote waqt

Jagte waqt

Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!

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