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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
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Jun, 14 2010
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Kia Tum Ud
Kia Tum Ud Sakte Ho ?
Kia Sitaare Tod Sakte Ho ?
Pathar Ko Heera Bana Sakte Ho ?
Nahi Na ! ! !
Beta Sirf Shakal Bandar Jesi Hone Se
Koi Hanumaan Nahi Ban Jata
Ab t0 bAtA d0
Ab t0 iqrAr kEr Lo,
Or nA tArpAo..
Ab t0 bAtA d0..
Or nA shArmAo..
k..
Tum mUjh sE..
mUjh sE..
mUjh sE..
Bhi ZiAdA KaNjUs h0.. :P
Read This Wazeefa 100
Read This Wazeefa 100 Times On Every Friday,
Standing At The Door Of The Mosque.
Inshallah You Will Be Rich In Few Days.
The Wazeefa Is
"Allah Ke Naam Pe De Ja BaBa"
Aaina dekh kar
Aaina dekh kar begana hogaya,
Khud apney husn k dewana hogaya,
MUQABL-e-HUSN mei hisa lia aap ny bhi,
Auron ko to cup mila per apko jurmana ho gaya
Tu hai harjaee
Tu hai harjaee,
tu apna b yeh toar sahi......
too nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahi
Teacher: attendance
Teacher:
attendance plz:
pintoo...
present sir.
guddu...
present sir.
kaalu...
present sir.
ulluu...
ulluu...
ulluu...
button dabana choor "PRESENT SIR" bool....
Sardar to a girl
Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
I"d love to ask
I"d love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can"t count that high.
Scientists all over
Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age.and name......
Aap Pareshan haiI
Aap Pareshan hain?
Theek se Neend nhi aati?
Sotey hoay Jaag jatay hain?
Ab mazeed pareshaani ki zaroorat nhi
Ab aA gaya
"PAMPERS"
Chain Se Sona khoob Brhna
Scientists all over
Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.
Why does a stupid
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
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