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Aurat ko qudrat ne:
Khoobsurat chehra diya,
Hirni si aankhen di,
Resham se bal,
Gulab se hont,
...Pyar bhara dil diya
aur phr...
Zuban de kar sabh satyanaash kardiya

ha ha ha

Jul, 23 2011 175 chars (2 sms) 2969 views Insult

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Jab Kabhi kanjusi

Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.
ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!

yahaan factory

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haan ji..
kya chahiye?

kuch dhoondh rahe ho?

shayad sms..

yahaan factory lagi hai kya.
Chalo Apna kaam karo...?

Breaking News

Breaking News...
Dhammaka Khabar..

TiB ki Dunya me TeheLka Mach Gaya,
Khabar MiLi hai K KaL Basheer Khusrey
K han KaKa Hua...
Kaise Hoa Hamein Khud nahi Pata...
ChaLein ChaL kar Basheer Khusrey Se
Puchte Hain..

G Basheer g

Basheer G...!!

Msg Hi Parhte Rahengey Ya Kuch Batain Gey Bhi..

Scientists all over

Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.

Tez hawa ka johnka

Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya
Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.

Teacher: attendance

Teacher:
attendance plz:
pintoo...

present sir.
guddu...

present sir.

kaalu...

present sir.
ulluu...

ulluu...
ulluu...

button dabana choor "PRESENT SIR" bool....

munda bigra jaaye

jabb koi baat bigad jaaye
jabb koi mushkil padd jaaye
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mein kya karoon?
tumhari harkaten he aisi hoti hain
pata nahi kabb sudhro gey

Yaad hai hum pehle

Yaad hai hum pehle kahan milay the?

"TRAIN RUKI

KhirkI KHULI

NAZRON SE NAZRIEN MILI

or

AAP NE KAHA

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Hum dua karte hai

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!

sham hote hii ye

sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai
toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai
tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.

open with love

open with love

mujhe tum se kuch kehna hai

bura to nahi maano ge

wohi kuch jis ki tumhain zaroorat hai

wo pyar bharay 3 lafz

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