Mujhe pata hai

Mujhe pata hai tum aaj bhi use pasand karte ho,
Woh aaj bhi tumhe chahti hai,
Jab bhi tum uski gali me jaate ho,
To woh BHONK-BHONK kar apna Pyaar jatati hai.

Jun, 14 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 2086 views Insult

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One day l went 2 ZOO.
So many animals were there.
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"v"
Mouse
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Owl
o(o‚¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey
(@‚¿@)
"(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi..

haha Hai Jise

haha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada

Smjha hai Jise Muhabbat se Zyada

Bharosa hai Jis pe Khud se Zyada

Tu hai Hai wo....

HARAMZADA..

kanjos ki zindagi

kanjos ki zindagi kia jeena.
kabhi humari tarah b jiya karo.
roz mere sms par kar sharam nai aati.
kabi khud b sms kiya karo.

4 roses, just fo

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Your network tariff

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper!Congrats You
can make free calls!

I know how to

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

Why does a stupid

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

Aaina dekh kar

Aaina dekh kar begana hogaya,
Khud apney husn k dewana hogaya,
MUQABL-e-HUSN mei hisa lia aap ny bhi,
Auron ko to cup mila per apko jurmana ho gaya

The best thing i

The best thing i like about you is your "SHARAFAT" you are full of....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50% SHAR & 50 % AFAT

kyon har bar mosam

kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho

har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho

ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi

ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?

After 7 Days

After 7 Days!

After 159 Hrs!

After 16890 Mins

After 1015200seconds!

Sub Log.....
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Jo Bhi Karen, Ap Ko Kya Taklef Hai?
Aap Apna Kam Karein:-)

Ab tek meri life

Ab tek meri life khuli bottle thi
Jis main se sub perfume ki terha ur jata tha
aap k aane se sub kuch ruk gaya hai

khuda kare aap jaisa dhkken sub ko mile

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Mujhe pata hai

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