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Waqt mile tab yaad
Waqt mile tab yaad karte ho,
mood ho tab baat karte ho.
Ek zamana tha jab har pal msg karte the,
ab to karachi KI BARISH ki trh yaad karte ho
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Jun, 14 2010
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One day a donkey
One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.
So plz don''t look into mirror coz..
I''ll miss u... :P
It"s better to let
It"s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it.
Adhuray hain
Adhuray hain!
Baadal
Bin Barish
Chaand
Bin Chandni
Suraj
Bin Roshni
Phool
Bin Khushbu
Dil
Bin Dharkan
Shama
Bin Parwana
Or
Or
Tum Bin
Zoo Ki Ronaq... :P
1 din bandar bola
1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado
Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D
Asli Bewkuf Ki 4
Asli Bewkuf Ki 4 Nishanian1.
Seedhe Hath Mein Mob Pakry
2. Angothay Se Button Dabaye
3. Message Parh K Hansay
4. Soche K aur Kis Ko Send Krun?
sham hote hii ye
sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai
toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai
tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.
Your birthcertificat
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.
Teacher: attendance
Teacher:
attendance plz:
pintoo...
present sir.
guddu...
present sir.
kaalu...
present sir.
ulluu...
ulluu...
ulluu...
button dabana choor "PRESENT SIR" bool....
Hum ko Hum h
Hum ko Hum hi Se Chura Lo
DiL MEin Kahin Tum Chupa Lo
Hum AkeLe Kho Na Jain
Door Tum se Ho Na Jain
Pas Aao ..
Pas AAO...
RUKOO !!!!
PehLe Safe Guard Se Naha Lo..
achhe kapde pehent
achhe kapde pehente ho..
aur pure style rakhte ho..
dil me gussa aur face pe
smile rakhte ho..
naak pochna aata nahi aur hath me mobile rakhte ho
Why does a stupid
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
U r ''P'' ure
U r
''P'' ure
''I'' ntelligent
And
''G'' reat. . . . !
Said That Sarcastically . . .
Wanna Know What I Meant For Real. . . . ?
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That''s From My Heart . . . .
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