One Of D Intellignt

One Of D
Intellignt
Monkey
Missing
In
Zoo.!
Its Name Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is!
Dont Worry
It Is Not U,
Bcoz
It Is Intelligent

Jun, 14 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 2017 views Insult

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Tu hai harjaee

Tu hai harjaee,
tu apna b yeh toar sahi......
too nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahi

Teri yAad se 1

Teri yAad se 1 Lamha nahi hai khali
Tu phool hai GARDEN ka hum uske hain maali.
Tumhe chaye ka shoq hai aur hum hain pyali.
Tu paer hai khajur ka main hon daali.
Dekha kitni mohabbat hai puri nazam banali
Mujhe malum hai apki koi to majburi hogi
Jo aap ne itne kam peson mein Apni Izzat LOotwali............ ;->

Flowers+butterfly

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

Aaina dekh kar

Aaina dekh kar begana hogaya,
Khud apney husn k dewana hogaya,
MUQABL-e-HUSN mei hisa lia aap ny bhi,
Auron ko to cup mila per apko jurmana ho gaya

I saw U on ROAD

I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

It"s better to let

It"s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it.

Vodafone walon

Vodafone walon ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa,
aur ab woh bandar se ad karvana chahte hain!
Tujhe meri dosti kasam

tuuuuu nahi jayega!

Yaar Mujhe AIk

Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k

Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..

... MaX iNsUlTz ...

... MaX iNsUlTz ...

* I''d Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!

* The World Is A lot
Mind & Matter
I Don''t Mind & You
Don''t Matter ... !!

* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!

* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!

And Now

If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand

And

Place It Over Your
Mouth ...

Because

I m Allergic To Bullshit

kanjos ki zindagi

kanjos ki zindagi kia jeena.
kabhi humari tarah b jiya karo.
roz mere sms par kar sharam nai aati.
kabi khud b sms kiya karo.

Karan Johar

Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent.
I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO"

Scientists all over

Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age.and name......

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