Police constable 2

Police constable 2
Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo
  

Jun, 14 2010     155 chars (1 sms)     2687 views       Insult

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Agar Aap se koi kahe k

U r

"GOOD LOOKING"


"SMART"

Or

"GENIOUS"


"To rakh k stupid k munh per thapper marna


February ke mahine mein April FOOL ?
Tum Paas Aey..


Yun Muskuraey..


Apne 32 Daant Mujhko Dikhaey..



Ab to Mera DiL
Phoot Phoot k Rota hai...



Yaar Tumse To Brush bhi
Theek se Nahi hota hai..!!
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name.
They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
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Dil Main Hamesha Ik Shor Ho Raha Hay,



Bina SMS Dil Boor Ho Raha Hay,







Kahin Aisa To Nahi, ?



K Mera Dost ?




Kuttay Ki Neend So Raha Hay?
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FITAY MU!!



Hogai Tasalli?
Bahut Shoq Hai SMS Parhne Ka
Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?
Is dIl ka kaha mano ek kaam kardo,
EK benaam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo
Meri zaat pe faqat itna ehsaan kerdo,
GHar se nahaker niklo, poray ilaaqay ko hairan kerdo
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read
that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r
safe, SMS me immediately.
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!
Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez
"apno ki judai hy"
So
Plz
Roz 1,2 sms kr dia kro"
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.