Taste dis SMS

Taste dis SMS
Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
  

Jun, 14 2010     104 chars (1 sms)     2150 views       Insult

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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D
when i miss u
i read your sms




when i want to see u
i close my eyes




and when i want to hear your voice
I
Simply
throw
a stone
over
Donkey
In Summer''s Rain

U Must B Feeling 4 Going Out

Dance Around

Sing Songs

Meet Wit Friends

Jump Around

Koi Baat Nahi. . .


Every Frog Feels The Same :-)
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I"ll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!
My Msg 2 da wrld!

If u like me,
raise your hands

.. if not,

then raise your standards!!
Pakistan
Post
Office
Ne
ALTAF HUSSAIN
Ki Tasveer
Wali
Stamp
Jaari
Kar
Di
He!
Awam
Parechan
Hen
K
Thook
Kis
Taraf
Lagaee
Jaye!!
I"d love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can"t count that high.
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
GoLdEn WoRdS
AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe
Na Pa SkO Tu...
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''LaNaT HaI Tm Pe'' ;->
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haan ji..
kya chahiye?








kuch dhoondh rahe ho?









shayad sms..










yahaan factory lagi hai kya.
Chalo Apna kaam karo...?
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!