U r Ultimate

U r Ultimate
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!
  

Jun, 14 2010     81 chars (1 sms)     2386 views       Insult

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I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
AYE KAAAASH....!
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K TUM.....
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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR
DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHULATA
Boy proposing a girl :

Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.


Girl : wada ?


Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.


Girl :
Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna..
Pakistan
Post
Office
Ne
ALTAF HUSSAIN
Ki Tasveer
Wali
Stamp
Jaari
Kar
Di
He!
Awam
Parechan
Hen
K
Thook
Kis
Taraf
Lagaee
Jaye!!
Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Agar Aap se koi kahe k

U r

"GOOD LOOKING"


"SMART"

Or

"GENIOUS"


"To rakh k stupid k munh per thapper marna


February ke mahine mein April FOOL ?
Aap Pareshan hain?

Theek se Neend nhi aati?

Sotey hoay Jaag jatay hain?

Ab mazeed pareshaani ki zaroorat nhi

Ab aA gaya




"PAMPERS"

Chain Se Sona khoob Brhna
Meri Muskuraht Par
Aitraz Mat Kar Aey
Dost
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Tujhey Dekh Kar To
Kisi Ki Bhi Hansi nikal sakti hai
Sarey Gawaho Aur Bayanat Ko Madde nazar Rkhte hoye
Ye AdaLat PenaL Code Dafa 382 K Tehet MsG prhne WaLe
Mujrim Ko MsG na Bhejne K Jurm Mein " KANJOOS " Qaraar
Deti hai.
One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.

So plz don''t look into mirror coz..





I''ll miss u... :P
kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho

har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho

ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi

ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?