aap yahan maze

aap yahan maze
aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.
  

Jun, 14 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2131 views       Insult

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FITAY MU!!



Hogai Tasalli?
Bahut Shoq Hai SMS Parhne Ka
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper!Congrats You
can make free calls!
World cup k bad sehwag in filmo me nazar aayege!
Kabhi ek kabhi duck!
Hum wicket de chuke sanam.
Kal team mein ho na ho.
Kyon.... Out ho gaya na!
Dosti aour mohabbat main tum ney farq ker dya.tumharey eak lamhay key gusey nay dekho hamien kitna door ker dya.dekho main ney ab keasa faisla ker dya?
haha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada



Smjha hai Jise Muhabbat se Zyada



Bharosa hai Jis pe Khud se Zyada


Tu hai Hai wo....



HARAMZADA..
Adhuray hain!

Baadal
Bin Barish

Chaand
Bin Chandni

Suraj
Bin Roshni

Phool
Bin Khushbu

Dil
Bin Dharkan

Shama
Bin Parwana

Or

Or

Tum Bin
Zoo Ki Ronaq... :P
Pata hai GABBAR ne thakur ke haath kyo kaate the...?


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SoCho?


Kyonki Thakur GABBAR ko SMS Nahi Karta Tha!!!
AB TERA KYA HOGA RE KALIYA.... :P
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
barsaat ke mausam main aap ka dil chahta ho ga,
barish main nahanay ka,
geet gungunanay ka,
paani main chhai chhappa chhai karne ka,
barsaat main sab frogs ka dil yehi karta hai.
I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Yamraj:Ur Time Is Over.
Boy:Is There Anyway To Escape?

Yamraj:If U Can Kiss D 1 Who Is Reading This Msg!

Boy:Che..Yack..Thu..
I Prefer To Die