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Jun, 14 2010 145 chars (1 sms) 2383 views Insult

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molvun k khilaaf

molvun k khilaaf bhonknay walon zabaan band karo
molvun k baghair kis kaam k ho zaban band karo
tum aaj mar jao to kon janaza parrhai ga tumhara
molvi hi parrhai ga kuch sharam karo

Jabse Tumhe dekha

Jabse Tumhe dekha
hai,

Mera

Raat ko

Din ko

Subha ko

Sham ko

Khate waqt

Peete waqt

Sote waqt

Jagte waqt

Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!

Jab Kabhi kanjusi

Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.
ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!

Teri yAad se 1

Teri yAad se 1 Lamha nahi hai khali
Tu phool hai GARDEN ka hum uske hain maali.
Tumhe chaye ka shoq hai aur hum hain pyali.
Tu paer hai khajur ka main hon daali.
Dekha kitni mohabbat hai puri nazam banali
Mujhe malum hai apki koi to majburi hogi
Jo aap ne itne kam peson mein Apni Izzat LOotwali............ ;->

Ankhon mein shrrafa

Ankhon mein shrrafat.

chal mein nazaakat.

dil mein sachai.

phir kyon na bole ap o her lerki

MERA BHAI,MERA BHAI.

Apni dosro say

Apni dosro say hmesha izat kerwao.jo tum say rootha hey usey foran mano.dekho kitney din ho gaey hein ab to apney mobile main balance dilwao

Monkey!

Human lies!,
that is normal.
lions eat grass,
that is ok.
but when a monkey
press a mobile keyboard
that s amazing!!!
hey r u still pressing..?

Is dIl ka kaha mano

Is dIl ka kaha mano ek kaam kardo,
EK benaam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo
Meri zaat pe faqat itna ehsaan kerdo,
GHar se nahaker niklo, poray ilaaqay ko hairan kerdo

Aaina dekh kar

Aaina dekh kar begana hogaya,
Khud apney husn k dewana hogaya,
MUQABL-e-HUSN mei hisa lia aap ny bhi,
Auron ko to cup mila per apko jurmana ho gaya

Read This Wazeefa 100

Read This Wazeefa 100 Times On Every Friday,
Standing At The Door Of The Mosque.
Inshallah You Will Be Rich In Few Days.
The Wazeefa Is

"Allah Ke Naam Pe De Ja BaBa"

Main terai balooon

Main terai balooon main khona chahta hoon.....

main tere baloon main khona chahta hoon......

per kambakhat tum tail buhat lagati ho .....

her baar phisal jata hoon............

Aapki Smile ne Saara

Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa... Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa... Comay se Jagay Mareez ko PerManent Sulaa Diyaa

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