Cheese is Cheese

Cheese is Cheese
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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Jun, 14 2010     115 chars (1 sms)     2703 views       Insult

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Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Your account has been recharged successfully by rs. 1490.74.
Your account bal is 1601.98!
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haha Chehera To Dekho, Jaise Bandar Ko Kela Mil Gaya!
Dekho mere sms ka kamal



Ghanti Baji



Bweaqoof ne Mob Uthaya


ab Bewaqoof SMS parh raha hai


Wah kya baat hai...


Muskara kar soch raha hai k kis ko farward karay
It"s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it.
Aap Pareshan hain?

Theek se Neend nhi aati?

Sotey hoay Jaag jatay hain?

Ab mazeed pareshaani ki zaroorat nhi

Ab aA gaya




"PAMPERS"

Chain Se Sona khoob Brhna
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.
Today is MMS day:

MMS means:







=MAKE MONKEYS SMILE=




I''ve done my part.. :->
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.

So plz don''t look into mirror coz..





I''ll miss u... :P
Most of my frnds are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well behaved... just wana thank u for breaking the monotony..... ;->
Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age.and name......
Vodafone walon ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa,
aur ab woh bandar se ad karvana chahte hain!
Tujhe meri dosti kasam



tuuuuu nahi jayega!