Pehle chitthi k

Pehle chitthi k badle taar aata tha,

ek bulave pe mera yaar aata tha.

Ab padh kar delete karte hai mere sms ko,

kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha.

Jun, 14 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 2533 views Insult

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Your birthcertificat

Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.

Phone K RIshte

Phone K RIshte Bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain

Balance Rakh Kr BHi Log Ghareeb Hote Hain

Msg Krne Ki Hoti Nahi JinKo Taufeeq

Wo Log bhi KItne Miskeen Hote Hain

Waqt mile tab yaad

Waqt mile tab yaad karte ho,

mood ho tab baat karte ho.

Ek zamana tha jab har pal msg karte the,

ab to karachi KI BARISH ki trh yaad karte ho

ACHA KAAM....

Ur 5 qualities:

1---------

2---------

3---------

4---------

5---------

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

No Visits No Calls

No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I"m worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?

GoLdEn WoRdS

GoLdEn WoRdS
AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe
Na Pa SkO Tu...
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''LaNaT HaI Tm Pe'' ;->

Please whisper those

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

Hum ko Hum h

Hum ko Hum hi Se Chura Lo

DiL MEin Kahin Tum Chupa Lo

Hum AkeLe Kho Na Jain

Door Tum se Ho Na Jain

Pas Aao ..

Pas AAO...

RUKOO !!!!

PehLe Safe Guard Se Naha Lo..

After 7 Days

After 7 Days!

After 159 Hrs!

After 16890 Mins

After 1015200seconds!

Sub Log.....
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Jo Bhi Karen, Ap Ko Kya Taklef Hai?
Aap Apna Kam Karein:-)

sham hote hii ye

sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai
toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai
tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.

I know how to

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

Akk de bootey gulab

Akk de bootey gulab disde.

Neheran de pani laal disde.

Jadon diyan chaliyan lundey diyan paintan.

Aj de mundey nawab disdey....

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Pehle chitthi k

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