Tum Paas Aey

Tum Paas Aey
Tum Paas Aey..


Yun Muskuraey..


Apne 32 Daant Mujhko Dikhaey..



Ab to Mera DiL
Phoot Phoot k Rota hai...



Yaar Tumse To Brush bhi
Theek se Nahi hota hai..!!
  

Jun, 14 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     2377 views       Insult

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Husband: Suit Bara Sohna Pehna hai..

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Lipstick B Sohni Lagai hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Makeup B Sohna Kia hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Sohni Phir bhi Nahi Lag rahi..
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
.
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
.
Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all
switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local
criminals, as I did.
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega. ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
Waqt mile tab yaad karte ho,

mood ho tab baat karte ho.

Ek zamana tha jab har pal msg karte the,

ab to karachi KI BARISH ki trh yaad karte ho
Kon kehta hai k mera mehboob langraa hai...wah wah wah..kon kehta hai k mera mehboob langrra hai..wo to meray ishq mein lehraa k chalta hai...
Main terai balooon main khona chahta hoon.....

main tere baloon main khona chahta hoon......

per kambakhat tum tail buhat lagati ho .....

her baar phisal jata hoon............
Kia Tum Ud Sakte Ho ?




Kia Sitaare Tod Sakte Ho ?





Pathar Ko Heera Bana Sakte Ho ?




Nahi Na ! ! !






Beta Sirf Shakal Bandar Jesi Hone Se
Koi Hanumaan Nahi Ban Jata
Go down to c my heart..





























Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.



Dimag Ki tarah
... MaX iNsUlTz ...

* I''d Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!

* The World Is A lot
Mind & Matter
I Don''t Mind & You
Don''t Matter ... !!

* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!

* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!


And Now


If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand






And





Place It Over Your
Mouth ...

Because

I m Allergic To Bullshit
Dil Se Dilalgi Hum Kia Nahi Krte

Ye Dil Hum Kisi Ko Dia Nahi Krte

Pasand Aa Gya Pagal Pan Aapka

Wrna Har Pagal Ko Hum Sms Kia Nahi Krte ;-
One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.

So plz don''t look into mirror coz..





I''ll miss u... :P