aRz kiya haI aankhon

aRz kiya haI aankhon
aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
apni kisi friend se baat he karva do
meri shaadi abhi bohat door hai
wah wah wah
  

Jun, 14 2010     184 chars (2 sms)     2383 views       Insult

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A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW.
Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I''m already married.
Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai.
Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhie meri tarah jiya karo.

roz meri SMS padhke sharam nahin aati
kabhie khud bhi SMS kiya karo !!
Maine ap ko khwab main dekha
Aap hooron k darmian they
Maine ALLAH se poocha
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai
Jawab aya: Isko jaza nahi...
Hooron ko saza mili hai..
Suah sweray utth ker,
naha dho ker,
acchay kapray pahan ker,
Fajjar Ki namaz ada kerne kay bad,
Allah ke hazoor jhuk ker,
girgra ker apne liye aqal mango.
aur Allah key hazoor yeh bhi arz kro kay
"Ya-Allah Paak Jab aap Ne Aqal Banti To Uss waqt main Kidhar Tha"
Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?
Last night
i had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?

U said

Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,

20 rupaye dye they 6 rupey lene they.... ;-)

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Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez
"apno ki judai hy"
So
Plz
Roz 1,2 sms kr dia kro"
Ab t0 iqrAr kEr Lo,



Or nA tArpAo..



Ab t0 bAtA d0..



Or nA shArmAo..



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Tum mUjh sE..



mUjh sE..



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Bhi ZiAdA KaNjUs h0.. :P
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!
Arz kiya hai...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam.
1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D