Tu hai harjaee

Tu hai harjaee,
tu apna b yeh toar sahi......
too nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahi

Jun, 14 2010 92 chars (1 sms) 2823 views Insult

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Today is MMS day:

MMS means:

=MAKE MONKEYS SMILE=

I''ve done my part.. :->

Aap Pareshan hain?

Theek se Neend nhi aati?

Sotey hoay Jaag jatay hain?

Ab mazeed pareshaani ki zaroorat nhi

Ab aA gaya

"PAMPERS"

Chain Se Sona khoob Brhna

molvun k khilaaf

molvun k khilaaf bhonknay walon zabaan band karo
molvun k baghair kis kaam k ho zaban band karo
tum aaj mar jao to kon janaza parrhai ga tumhara
molvi hi parrhai ga kuch sharam karo

Vodafone walon

Vodafone walon ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa,
aur ab woh bandar se ad karvana chahte hain!
Tujhe meri dosti kasam

tuuuuu nahi jayega!

open with love

open with love

mujhe tum se kuch kehna hai

bura to nahi maano ge

wohi kuch jis ki tumhain zaroorat hai

wo pyar bharay 3 lafz

"Insaan Ban Jaao"

No Visits No Calls

No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I"m worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?

Press Down if u

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can"t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

Kya aap jaante

Kya aap jaante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
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zahir hai aap
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to ho nai sakte
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to phir
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MAI HUN

Mujhe pata hai

Mujhe pata hai tum aaj bhi use pasand karte ho,
Woh aaj bhi tumhe chahti hai,
Jab bhi tum uski gali me jaate ho,
To woh BHONK-BHONK kar apna Pyaar jatati hai.

Police constable 2

Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo

Aapki Smile ne Saara

Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa... Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa... Comay se Jagay Mareez ko PerManent Sulaa Diyaa

Jaha pana Tusi ;

Jaha pana
Tusi
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Gr8
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Tohafa
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Kabul
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Karo

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Mutra visarjan..:-)

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Tu hai harjaee

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