Ek MsG RoZ

Ek MsG RoZ
Ek MsG RoZ
KeEp De FrIeNd ClOsE

DiN MaIn PaAAnCh(5)
DoStI Pe Na AaYe AaNcH

DiN MaIn DuS..
MiLe YaAri Ka RuS..

Din MaIn BeeS
PeHlE Ek Tou KeR KhaBeEs... ;->
  

Jun, 14 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2586 views       Insult

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Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.
I Want




2




Kill U




But I Can''t,Bcoz,




I.P.C.340(B)


"According 2this Rule,

Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys

R Strictly Prohibited.''
Hi hw r u..
R u free this Sunday? Can u come with us 2 Lshore @ 9am?







Coz Sunday we r opening a new branch of

ZOO. We got all the animals except u
Aurat ko qudrat ne:
Khoobsurat chehra diya,
Hirni si aankhen di,
Resham se bal,
Gulab se hont,
...Pyar bhara dil diya
aur phr...
Zuban de kar sabh satyanaash kardiya

ha ha ha
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
.
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
.
Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
Jab ap pAidA huEy tAb, aAkAsh sE phOoL bArsE,
PariyOn nE jAshAn kiA,
GhEe k diyE jaLayE,
Aur bole
CHALO CHUTKARA TO MILA,
AB DUNYA WAALE BHUGTAINGE... ;->
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.
ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko jang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega
haha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada



Smjha hai Jise Muhabbat se Zyada



Bharosa hai Jis pe Khud se Zyada


Tu hai Hai wo....



HARAMZADA..
Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaage hue Langur,
abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
Aaina dekh kar begana hogaya,
Khud apney husn k dewana hogaya,
MUQABL-e-HUSN mei hisa lia aap ny bhi,
Auron ko to cup mila per apko jurmana ho gaya
Dosti aour mohabbat main tum ney farq ker dya.tumharey eak lamhay key gusey nay dekho hamien kitna door ker dya.dekho main ney ab keasa faisla ker dya?