Dozakh Main Shaitano Ne

Dozakh Main Shaitano Ne
Dozakh
Main
Shaitano
Ne
Ehtijaj
Ker
Rakha Hai
K Humare
Us
Dost
Ko
B
Giriftaar
Kia
Jaye
Jo
Is
Waqt
Zameen
Per
Azad
Ghoom
Raha Hai
Aur
"NAIK"
Logon
K
SmS
Parh
Hai...... :P
  

Jun, 14 2010     199 chars (2 sms)     2221 views       Insult

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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name.
They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho

har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho

ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi

ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?
Kya aap jaante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
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zahir hai aap
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to ho nai sakte
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MAI HUN
Aap

Aachhe

Imaandar

Sanskarwan

Sunder

Sushil

Samjhadaar

Pyare

Khubsurat

Tailented Insaan ho,


Pata Karo

Ye Afwaah Kaon Udaa Raha Hai.
I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
CoLgate se Daant Saaf Krne ka,

Pepsodent Se Mazboot Krne Ka,

CLoseup se Fresh Krne ka,



Agar Phir bhi White na Ho to...





HARPIC Use Krne ka...
Apni dosro say hmesha izat kerwao.jo tum say rootha hey usey foran mano.dekho kitney din ho gaey hein ab to apney mobile main balance dilwao
boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :D :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off
Sabhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki
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AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..
World cup k bad sehwag in filmo me nazar aayege!
Kabhi ek kabhi duck!
Hum wicket de chuke sanam.
Kal team mein ho na ho.
Kyon.... Out ho gaya na!
Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen
I''m Right Na?

Ok

Ghorry Ki 4 Tangeen
I''m Right Na?

Ok

Kuttay Ki 4 Tangeen

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Aap Ki 2 Tangeen.
Ye baat Kuch Samajh Main Nahi Aati.