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Pyarey Bhaiyya
Pyarey Bhaiyya
Pyarey Bhaiyya!!
27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..
Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.
Aap ki Behen
KATRINA KAIF
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Abe Khajur
Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaage hue Langur,
abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
Who Wants 2 B A
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let"s play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
1 RUPIYA DE DE
BHIKAARI: 1 RUPIYA DE DE, MAIN NE 3 DIN SE KHAANA NAHIN KHAAYEA HAI,
MEMON: 100 RUPE DOON GA PEHLE YEH BATA 1 RUPIYE ME KHAANA KAHAN MILTA HAI???
Ye BADAL Ye BIJLI
Ye BADAL
Ye BIJLI
Sirf Aap K Liye,
Ye HAWA
Ye MAUSAM
Sirf Ap K Liye,
8 Mahine Nahaye Nahi,
Ab 4 Mahine Ki Ye BAARISH...
Sirf Aap K Liye!
Maine ap ko khwab
Maine ap ko khwab main dekha
Aap hooron k darmian they
Maine ALLAH se poocha
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai
Jawab aya: Isko jaza nahi...
Hooron ko saza mili hai..
Kanjoos ki
Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhie meri tarah jiya karo.
roz meri SMS padhke sharam nahin aati
kabhie khud bhi SMS kiya karo !!
Jabse Tumhe dekha
Jabse Tumhe dekha
hai,
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
Peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt
Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!
I Like Grapes
I Like Grapes
Bcoz Its Boneless.
And I Like u
Bcoz...
u r Brainless
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Felt bad?
Cum''on yar,
Its just A
.
.
.
.
.
Fact.
Agar koi aj k din ap se
Agar koi aj
k din ap se
kahe k
AP KHUBSURAT HO,
SMART HO
GENIUS HO
tu
rakh
k
stupid k moo per thapper do
Q k wo
SePtEMbEr k maheney
mein
APRIL FOOL Mana raha hai....... :P:P
Har vele fikar
Har vele fikar jiha ek rehnda bas PADAI da,
tu ta kanjra thik hi hona haal das sadi BHARJAI da.
Those beautifu
Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?
Aap K Brain ki X-Ray
Aap K Brain ki X-Ray Report aa gai hai.
10g Mitti
10g Kankar-Pathar
25 Type k Keere makorey,
5g Makri K JaaLey & 500g Bhoosa..
KamaaL hai...!!!
Mujhe Lagta tha K KhaLi hoga..!!
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