Jab Kabhi kanjus

Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega. ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!

Jun, 14 2010 147 chars (1 sms) 2474 views Insult

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Mere mehboob k hoon

Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely,
par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai

Apni dosro say

Apni dosro say hmesha izat kerwao.jo tum say rootha hey usey foran mano.dekho kitney din ho gaey hein ab to apney mobile main balance dilwao

Those beautifu

Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?

Calling you a

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

4 roses, just fo

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Duur kaheen ek

Duur kaheen ek Basti thee...

Wahan Churaylain Basti thee...

Jab dekho tab Hansti thee

Tm kio Itna Hasti ho...

Usi Basti ki lagti ho

U r Ultimate

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!

Tu hai harjaee

Tu hai harjaee,
tu apna b yeh toar sahi......
too nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahi

1 din bandar bola

1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D

Adhuray hain

Adhuray hain!

Baadal
Bin Barish

Chaand
Bin Chandni

Suraj
Bin Roshni

Phool
Bin Khushbu

Dil
Bin Dharkan

Shama
Bin Parwana

Or

Or

Tum Bin
Zoo Ki Ronaq... :P

Today is MMS

Today is MMS day:

MMS means:

=MAKE MONKEYS SMILE=

I''ve done my part.. :->

If A Gorilla Catche

If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?

?

?

I Know U Both Will Start Playing...

Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!

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Jab Kabhi kanjus

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