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1 Boorhi orat ne 100 police walon ki dawat ki
Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi me khilaya?
Amma: Main mannat mani c k mera ghar ban jaega te main 100 haram_dyan nu roti khwawan gi
Es lai tawanu roti khawai
Police officer hans K bola Amma aina takaluf Q kita
Wapda wala 1 hi sad lena C .. . .
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Sabhi jungli janwaro
Sabhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki
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AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..
One day a donkey
One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.
So plz don''t look into mirror coz..
I''ll miss u... :P
Hungry kya
Hungry kya?
Laddoo bhej raha hoon...
yeh le...
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laddoo....kha.......!
Kya aap jaante
Kya aap jaante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
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MAI HUN
Yaar Mujhe AIk
Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k
Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..
I know how to
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Yaad hai hum pehle
Yaad hai hum pehle kahan milay the?
"TRAIN RUKI
KhirkI KHULI
NAZRON SE NAZRIEN MILI
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AAP NE KAHA
"ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DEDO BABA".
Two devils came
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name.
They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
Khobsurat phoolon
Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi.
Sardar to a girl
Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
Gadho ki rac
Gadho ki race ....
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FIRE..
msg baad me padh lena
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warna trophy koi aur le jayega....
God Is So Wise
God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
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5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar..
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