kanjoos ki zindagi

kanjoos ki zindagi
kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena...
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati...
kabhi khu bhi sms kya kero....
  

Jun, 14 2010     144 chars (1 sms)     2531 views       Insult

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Teacher:
attendance plz:
pintoo...

present sir.
guddu...

present sir.


kaalu...

present sir.
ulluu...

ulluu...
ulluu...


button dabana choor "PRESENT SIR" bool....
Meri Muskuraht Par
Aitraz Mat Kar Aey
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Tujhey Dekh Kar To
Kisi Ki Bhi Hansi nikal sakti hai
Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent.
I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO"
Aaina dekh kar begana ho gaya,
Wo apney he husn ka dewana ho gya
Muqabala husn main hisa lia ap ne bhi
Auron ko to cup mila mager ap ko jurmana ho gya
Most of my frnds are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well behaved... just wana thank u for breaking the monotony..... ;->
.""""v""""".
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aham! this is not a heart, this is my old underware which i don"t use,
i thought i should ask you before i throw it
Oye tennu chahi di tay nai???
Main terai balooon main khona chahta hoon.....

main tere baloon main khona chahta hoon......

per kambakhat tum tail buhat lagati ho .....

her baar phisal jata hoon............
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.

So plz don''t look into mirror coz..





I''ll miss u... :P
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kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho

har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho

ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi

ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?
Aaina dekh kar begana hogaya,
Khud apney husn k dewana hogaya,
MUQABL-e-HUSN mei hisa lia aap ny bhi,
Auron ko to cup mila per apko jurmana ho gaya