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Yaad hai hum pehle
Yaad hai hum pehle kahan milay the?
"TRAIN RUKI
KhirkI KHULI
NAZRON SE NAZRIEN MILI
or
AAP NE KAHA
"ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DEDO BABA".
Hello, this is GOD
Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
Suraj na badLa
Suraj na badLa
Chand na badLA
Na bdla ye asman
Kitna badaL gya inNsan
(\./)
/.".) "--- ,,
\,,/"( ,_ ,_ ; ) // //
Kitna badl gya tu meri jan.
A Camel cow
A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best
Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads
cow:
i give milk
.
.
.
Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha...
Mental Hospital
Mental Hospital Ke Operation Theatre Main
Operation Tayyar
Saman Mojood
Docters Mojood
Nurses Mojood
Laikin Mental
SMS Parhney Main Masroof Hai.
Where r u? U r u
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read
that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r
safe, SMS me immediately.
Wat do you call an
Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?
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*
A: A Rumour!
andheri kabar
andheri kabar,
sunsan kabristan,
soni haveli,
kala aasman,
bejli karki aaya tofan,
rat ho gayee
so ja shaitan,
My Eyes – Miss U
My Eyes – Miss U
My Feelings – Loves U
My Mind – Calls U
My Life Is U
I’ll Die Widout U
I love U
“Aisa Tumhari Girl Friend Mujhe Bholti Hai.”
SambhaaLoo Us ko..... :P
Kanjoos ki
Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhie meri tarah jiya karo.
roz meri SMS padhke sharam nahin aati
kabhie khud bhi SMS kiya karo !!
I know how to
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Jab Kabhi kanjus
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega. ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
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