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ACHA KAAM....
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ACHA KAAM....
ACHA KAAM....
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Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
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INSAN KO BEMAR KAR DENAY WALI CHEZAYN
Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez
"apno ki judai hy"
So
Plz
Roz 1,2 sms kr dia kro"
Hum ko Hum h
Hum ko Hum hi Se Chura Lo
DiL MEin Kahin Tum Chupa Lo
Hum AkeLe Kho Na Jain
Door Tum se Ho Na Jain
Pas Aao ..
Pas AAO...
RUKOO !!!!
PehLe Safe Guard Se Naha Lo..
Duur kaheen ek
Duur kaheen ek Basti thee...
Wahan Churaylain Basti thee...
Jab dekho tab Hansti thee
Tm kio Itna Hasti ho...
Usi Basti ki lagti ho
i X-Ray Report Aa Gayi
Aap Ki X-Ray Report Aa Gayi Hy
Dekh Len
~~~
Ghabrane Ki Baat Nahi Hai
Bus Aap K Andar Ek Keera Hai
Jo Aap Ko Msg Nahi Kerne Deta ;->
One day a donkey
One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.
So plz don''t look into mirror coz..
I''ll miss u... :P
Sardar to a girl
Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
I know how to
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
CoLgate se Daant
CoLgate se Daant Saaf Krne ka,
Pepsodent Se Mazboot Krne Ka,
CLoseup se Fresh Krne ka,
Agar Phir bhi White na Ho to...
HARPIC Use Krne ka...
kyon har bar mosam
kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho
har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho
ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi
ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?
Aap K Brain ki X-Ray
Aap K Brain ki X-Ray Report aa gai hai.
10g Mitti
10g Kankar-Pathar
25 Type k Keere makorey,
5g Makri K JaaLey & 500g Bhoosa..
KamaaL hai...!!!
Mujhe Lagta tha K KhaLi hoga..!!
Tum Sa koi Pyara
Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.
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Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai.
Fanta Piyo
Fanta Piyo,
Pepsi Piyo,
Marinda Piyo
Coke Piyo,
Dew Piyo,
Pani Piyo,Piyo Aur Piyo
Kiyun Ke Ab Pampers Sirf 99 Rupai Main
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