Monkey!

Monkey!
Human lies!,
that is normal.
lions eat grass,
that is ok.
but when a monkey
press a mobile keyboard
that s amazing!!!
hey r u still pressing..?
  

Dec, 12 2011     143 chars (1 sms)     4454 views       Insult

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Jab ap pAidA huEy tAb, aAkAsh sE phOoL bArsE,
PariyOn nE jAshAn kiA,
GhEe k diyE jaLayE,
Aur bole
CHALO CHUTKARA TO MILA,
AB DUNYA WAALE BHUGTAINGE... ;->
Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k










Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..
Agar Aap se koi kahe k

U r

"GOOD LOOKING"


"SMART"

Or

"GENIOUS"


"To rakh k stupid k munh per thapper marna


February ke mahine mein April FOOL ?
Jabse Tumhe dekha
hai,

Mera

Raat ko

Din ko

Subha ko

Sham ko

Khate waqt

Peete waqt

Sote waqt

Jagte waqt



Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!
Maine ap ko khwab main dekha
Aap hooron k darmian they
Maine ALLAH se poocha
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai
Jawab aya: Isko jaza nahi...
Hooron ko saza mili hai..
Human lies!,
that is normal.
lions eat grass,
that is ok.
but when a monkey
press a mobile keyboard
that s amazing!!!
hey r u still pressing..?
SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko jang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega
boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :D :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off
barsaat ke mausam main aap ka dil chahta ho ga,
barish main nahanay ka,
geet gungunanay ka,
paani main chhai chhappa chhai karne ka,
barsaat main sab frogs ka dil yehi karta hai.
Dil Main Hamesha Ik Shor Ho Raha Hay,



Bina SMS Dil Boor Ho Raha Hay,







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Read This Wazeefa 100 Times On Every Friday,
Standing At The Door Of The Mosque.
Inshallah You Will Be Rich In Few Days.
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