Monkey!

Human lies!,
that is normal.
lions eat grass,
that is ok.
but when a monkey
press a mobile keyboard
that s amazing!!!
hey r u still pressing..?

Dec, 12 2011 143 chars (1 sms) 3290 views Insult

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This sms can only b

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...
try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...
one more time...hey don"t force it ugly!!!

kanjos ki zindagi

kanjos ki zindagi kia jeena.
kabhi humari tarah b jiya karo.
roz mere sms par kar sharam nai aati.
kabi khud b sms kiya karo.

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Mobile Ki Auqaat Dekhi Hai?

Video Dekhen Ge.

FITAY MU!

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FIT

MUF

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FITA

FITAY MU!!

Hogai Tasalli?
Bahut Shoq Hai SMS Parhne Ka

barsaat ke mausam

barsaat ke mausam main aap ka dil chahta ho ga,
barish main nahanay ka,
geet gungunanay ka,
paani main chhai chhappa chhai karne ka,
barsaat main sab frogs ka dil yehi karta hai.

Aap K Brain ki X-Ray

Aap K Brain ki X-Ray Report aa gai hai.

10g Mitti

10g Kankar-Pathar

25 Type k Keere makorey,

5g Makri K JaaLey & 500g Bhoosa..

KamaaL hai...!!!

Mujhe Lagta tha K KhaLi hoga..!!

1 RUPIYA DE DE

BHIKAARI: 1 RUPIYA DE DE, MAIN NE 3 DIN SE KHAANA NAHIN KHAAYEA HAI,
MEMON: 100 RUPE DOON GA PEHLE YEH BATA 1 RUPIYE ME KHAANA KAHAN MILTA HAI???

The best thing i

The best thing i like about you is your "SHARAFAT" you are full of....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50% SHAR & 50 % AFAT

U r ''P'' ure

U r

''P'' ure

''I'' ntelligent

And

''G'' reat. . . . !

Said That Sarcastically . . .

Wanna Know What I Meant For Real. . . . ?

Read the Alphabets Enclosed In Inverted Commas

That''s From My Heart . . . .

Na Waqt Se

Na Waqt Se
Na Aarzo Se
Na Udasion Se
Sirf Or Sirf
Mohabbat Se
Chahat Se
Khuloos Se
Pyaar Se
Baray Ehtraam Se
Poray DIL Se
"Lanat hap ap per"

LIPS bhindi ki tara

LIPS bhindi ki tarah,
GAAL tamatar ki tarah
EYES matar ki tarah
Poora face GOBI ki tarah
Aey mere ALLAH
Aik dost dia wo b sabzi mandi ki tarah...

Police constable 2

Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo

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Monkey!

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