Monkey!

Monkey!
Human lies!,
that is normal.
lions eat grass,
that is ok.
but when a monkey
press a mobile keyboard
that s amazing!!!
hey r u still pressing..?
  

Dec, 12 2011     143 chars (1 sms)     3352 views       Insult

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Ek Kabotar




Itna Ura





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Itna Ura





Buhat upar gaya





Itna





Itna







Bus Ab nazar
Nai a raha apna kaam kro,
Kal Dhondin gay.
.""""v""""".
...v...

aham! this is not a heart, this is my old underware which i don"t use,
i thought i should ask you before i throw it
Oye tennu chahi di tay nai???
i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay quen k jahaan b jao gay gay loag kahain chal chal agay ho. he he ha ha hoooo
tumhari payal ki jhankar

tumharay kangan ki khankaar

tumhari sanson ki sarsarahat

tumharay dil ki dhak dhak

uffffffffff........






tum larki ho ya noise polution??
open with love


mujhe tum se kuch kehna hai


bura to nahi maano ge


wohi kuch jis ki tumhain zaroorat hai


wo pyar bharay 3 lafz




"Insaan Ban Jaao"
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
Kon kehta hai k mera mehboob langraa hai...wah wah wah..kon kehta hai k mera mehboob langrra hai..wo to meray ishq mein lehraa k chalta hai...
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
Agar koi aj
k din ap se
kahe k
AP KHUBSURAT HO,
SMART HO
GENIUS HO
tu
rakh
k
stupid k moo per thapper do
Q k wo

SePtEMbEr k maheney
mein

APRIL FOOL Mana raha hai....... :P:P
Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age.and name......
American: hamaray haan dogs bomb dhoondh letay hain Japanese: hamaray haan to fish ball se khelti hai Pakistani: hamaray haan to bandar bhi sms parh leta hai
andheri kabar,

sunsan kabristan,

soni haveli,

kala aasman,

bejli karki aaya tofan,

rat ho gayee

so ja shaitan,