Kia Tum Ud

Kia Tum Ud
Kia Tum Ud Sakte Ho ?




Kia Sitaare Tod Sakte Ho ?





Pathar Ko Heera Bana Sakte Ho ?




Nahi Na ! ! !






Beta Sirf Shakal Bandar Jesi Hone Se
Koi Hanumaan Nahi Ban Jata
  

Jun, 14 2010     202 chars (2 sms)     2139 views       Insult

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Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
.
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
.
Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
The best thing i like about you is your "SHARAFAT" you are full of....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50% SHAR & 50 % AFAT
Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha

Wah Wah Wah

Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha




Aao mera LUND chooso AAM ki tarha


"Happy MANGO season"
andheri kabar,

sunsan kabristan,

soni haveli,

kala aasman,

bejli karki aaya tofan,

rat ho gayee

so ja shaitan,
Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Roshni chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,
Tumahare cell me light hamare SMS se hoti hai battery se nahi.
TWO GOLDEN RULES TO MOVE AHEAD IN LIFE:

Rule #1- "RoCk3rS" iS aLways Right.

Rule #2 - If u Feel That He iS Wrong,

Slap Urself & Read Rule#1 Again...... ;->
Aaina dekh kar begana ho gaya,
Wo apney he husn ka dewana ho gya
Muqabala husn main hisa lia ap ne bhi
Auron ko to cup mila mager ap ko jurmana ho gya
__/____
lorange l
l juice l
l______l

Fresh Orange Juice
Ka Dabba Bheja Hai..







Paoun Maar K
Patakha Baja Lo
Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.