Suah sweray utth

Suah sweray utth ker,
naha dho ker,
acchay kapray pahan ker,
Fajjar Ki namaz ada kerne kay bad,
Allah ke hazoor jhuk ker,
girgra ker apne liye aqal mango.
aur Allah key hazoor yeh bhi arz kro kay
"Ya-Allah Paak Jab aap Ne Aqal Banti To Uss waqt main Kidhar Tha"

Jun, 14 2010 269 chars (2 sms) 2312 views Insult

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I"d love to ask

I"d love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can"t count that high.

Abey O Egg K

Abey O Egg K Chilke !
Aam Ki Gutthli ! Sarey Hue Bengan !
Ublay Hue
AALOO !
Murghi K
Chooze !
Africa K
Bandar!

Kbi B Kisi Ko Esa Na Bolna Bura Lagta Hai Yar!

GoLdEn WoRdS

GoLdEn WoRdS
AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe
Na Pa SkO Tu...
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''LaNaT HaI Tm Pe'' ;->

I Want

I Want

2

Kill U

But I Can''t,Bcoz,

I.P.C.340(B)

"According 2this Rule,

Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys

R Strictly Prohibited.''

Asli Bewkuf Ki 4

Asli Bewkuf Ki 4 Nishanian1.
Seedhe Hath Mein Mob Pakry
2. Angothay Se Button Dabaye
3. Message Parh K Hansay
4. Soche K aur Kis Ko Send Krun?

Ye BADAL Ye BIJLI

Ye BADAL

Ye BIJLI

Sirf Aap K Liye,

Ye HAWA

Ye MAUSAM

Sirf Ap K Liye,

8 Mahine Nahaye Nahi,

Ab 4 Mahine Ki Ye BAARISH...

Sirf Aap K Liye!

Abhi tak tehni par

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kyon har bar mosam

kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho

har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho

ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi

ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?

Most of my frnd

Most of my frnds are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well behaved... just wana thank u for breaking the monotony..... ;->

wapda

1 Boorhi orat ne 100 police walon ki dawat ki

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi me khilaya?

Amma: Main mannat mani c k mera ghar ban jaega te main 100 haram_dyan nu roti khwawan gi
Es lai tawanu roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola Amma aina takaluf Q kita

Wapda wala 1 hi sad lena C .. . .

Teacher: attendance

Teacher:
attendance plz:
pintoo...

present sir.
guddu...

present sir.

kaalu...

present sir.
ulluu...

ulluu...
ulluu...

button dabana choor "PRESENT SIR" bool....

Pata hai GABBAR ne

Pata hai GABBAR ne thakur ke haath kyo kaate the...?

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kyO?

SoCho?

Kyonki Thakur GABBAR ko SMS Nahi Karta Tha!!!
AB TERA KYA HOGA RE KALIYA.... :P

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