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Kam koi nahi bass "11kv" tar te GILLA kapra mar ke saaf karni hai.
BEST OF LUCK.
  

Jun, 14 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     2093 views       Insult

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FITAY MU!!



Hogai Tasalli?
Bahut Shoq Hai SMS Parhne Ka
New Punishment for Mobile Owner Missed Call Ke liye Kaala Pani
SMS ke liye Faansi
Call ke liye Umarquid
Tum Mat Daro KANJUSO ko to ek lakh ka inaam hai....
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper!Congrats You
can make free calls!
Waqt mile tab yaad karte ho,

mood ho tab baat karte ho.

Ek zamana tha jab har pal msg karte the,

ab to karachi KI BARISH ki trh yaad karte ho
Duur kaheen ek Basti thee...

Wahan Churaylain Basti thee...

Jab dekho tab Hansti thee

Tm kio Itna Hasti ho...

Usi Basti ki lagti ho
Dil Main Hamesha Ik Shor Ho Raha Hay,



Bina SMS Dil Boor Ho Raha Hay,







Kahin Aisa To Nahi, ?



K Mera Dost ?




Kuttay Ki Neend So Raha Hay?
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!
Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
Har vele fikar jiha ek rehnda bas PADAI da,



tu ta kanjra thik hi hona haal das sadi BHARJAI da.
One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.

So plz don''t look into mirror coz..





I''ll miss u... :P
Adhuray hain!

Baadal
Bin Barish

Chaand
Bin Chandni

Suraj
Bin Roshni

Phool
Bin Khushbu

Dil
Bin Dharkan

Shama
Bin Parwana

Or

Or

Tum Bin
Zoo Ki Ronaq... :P
Ab t0 iqrAr kEr Lo,



Or nA tArpAo..



Ab t0 bAtA d0..



Or nA shArmAo..



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Tum mUjh sE..



mUjh sE..



mUjh sE..




Bhi ZiAdA KaNjUs h0.. :P