Jab ap pAidA huEy

Jab ap pAidA huEy tAb, aAkAsh sE phOoL bArsE,
PariyOn nE jAshAn kiA,
GhEe k diyE jaLayE,
Aur bole
CHALO CHUTKARA TO MILA,
AB DUNYA WAALE BHUGTAINGE... ;->

Jun, 14 2010 163 chars (2 sms) 2022 views Insult

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Sardar to a girl

Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?

Calling you a

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

tumhari payal k

tumhari payal ki jhankar

tumharay kangan ki khankaar

tumhari sanson ki sarsarahat

tumharay dil ki dhak dhak

uffffffffff........

tum larki ho ya noise polution??

Kabhi hausla bh

Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye
bure waqt me muskurana chahiye...
Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..

BE-IZZATI....

boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :D :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off

when i miss u

when i miss u
i read your sms

when i want to see u
i close my eyes

and when i want to hear your voice
I
Simply
throw
a stone
over
Donkey

Karan Johar

Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent.
I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO"

Teacher: attendance

Teacher:
attendance plz:
pintoo...

present sir.
guddu...

present sir.

kaalu...

present sir.
ulluu...

ulluu...
ulluu...

button dabana choor "PRESENT SIR" bool....

Yaar Mujhe AIk

Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k

Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..

Read This Wazeefa 100

Read This Wazeefa 100 Times On Every Friday,
Standing At The Door Of The Mosque.
Inshallah You Will Be Rich In Few Days.
The Wazeefa Is

"Allah Ke Naam Pe De Ja BaBa"

Ek MsG RoZ

Ek MsG RoZ
KeEp De FrIeNd ClOsE

DiN MaIn PaAAnCh(5)
DoStI Pe Na AaYe AaNcH

DiN MaIn DuS..
MiLe YaAri Ka RuS..

Din MaIn BeeS
PeHlE Ek Tou KeR KhaBeEs... ;->

Jis waqt khuda ne

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

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Jab ap pAidA huEy

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