hamaray haan dogs

American: hamaray haan dogs bomb dhoondh letay hain Japanese: hamaray haan to fish ball se khelti hai Pakistani: hamaray haan to bandar bhi sms parh leta hai

Jun, 14 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2534 views Insult

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Pehle chitthi k

Pehle chitthi k badle taar aata tha,

ek bulave pe mera yaar aata tha.

Ab padh kar delete karte hai mere sms ko,

kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha.

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Yaad hai hum pehle

Yaad hai hum pehle kahan milay the?

"TRAIN RUKI

KhirkI KHULI

NAZRON SE NAZRIEN MILI

or

AAP NE KAHA

"ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DEDO BABA".

Police constable 2

Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo

Flowers+butterfly

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

Dekho mere sms ka kamal

Dekho mere sms ka kamal

Ghanti Baji

Bweaqoof ne Mob Uthaya

ab Bewaqoof SMS parh raha hai

Wah kya baat hai...

Muskara kar soch raha hai k kis ko farward karay

kanjos ki zindagi

kanjos ki zindagi kia jeena.
kabhi humari tarah b jiya karo.
roz mere sms par kar sharam nai aati.
kabi khud b sms kiya karo.
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ab to kar do sms...

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... MaX iNsUlTz ...

... MaX iNsUlTz ...

* I''d Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!

* The World Is A lot
Mind & Matter
I Don''t Mind & You
Don''t Matter ... !!

* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!

* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!

And Now

If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand

And

Place It Over Your
Mouth ...

Because

I m Allergic To Bullshit

Ye BADAL Ye BIJLI

Ye BADAL

Ye BIJLI

Sirf Aap K Liye,

Ye HAWA

Ye MAUSAM

Sirf Ap K Liye,

8 Mahine Nahaye Nahi,

Ab 4 Mahine Ki Ye BAARISH...

Sirf Aap K Liye!

Scientists all over

Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age.and name......

Pyarey Bhaiyya

Pyarey Bhaiyya!!

27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..

Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.

Aap ki Behen
KATRINA KAIF

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