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When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
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Jun, 14 2010
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Insult
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Dil Se Dilalgi
Dil Se Dilalgi Hum Kia Nahi Krte
Ye Dil Hum Kisi Ko Dia Nahi Krte
Pasand Aa Gya Pagal Pan Aapka
Wrna Har Pagal Ko Hum Sms Kia Nahi Krte ;-
Hello, this is GOD
Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
Akk de bootey gulab
Akk de bootey gulab disde.
Neheran de pani laal disde.
Jadon diyan chaliyan lundey diyan paintan.
Aj de mundey nawab disdey....
pathan
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
.
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
.
Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
insult
One day l went 2 ZOO.
So many animals were there.
(>. .< )
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
o(o‚¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey
(@‚¿@)
"(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi..
beta tayari kar
beta tayari kar lo!
Count down shurru ho chuka
thoray se din reh gaye hain
jo karna hai kar lo
phir Ramzan ka chand nazar atay he tum zanjeeron main bandh diye jao ge
Pata hai GABBAR ne
Pata hai GABBAR ne thakur ke haath kyo kaate the...?
?
?
kyO?
SoCho?
Kyonki Thakur GABBAR ko SMS Nahi Karta Tha!!!
AB TERA KYA HOGA RE KALIYA.... :P
Main terai balooon
Main terai balooon main khona chahta hoon.....
main tere baloon main khona chahta hoon......
per kambakhat tum tail buhat lagati ho .....
her baar phisal jata hoon............
Tum Paas Aey
Tum Paas Aey..
Yun Muskuraey..
Apne 32 Daant Mujhko Dikhaey..
Ab to Mera DiL
Phoot Phoot k Rota hai...
Yaar Tumse To Brush bhi
Theek se Nahi hota hai..!!
Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parh
Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho. . .
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
Jaldi Parhne Ko Kaha Tha . . .Kuttay Ki Terha Bhonkne Ko Nahi . . . :p
Udass kyon kharey
Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha
Wah Wah Wah
Udass kyon kharey ho sham ki tarha
Aao mera LUND chooso AAM ki tarha
"Happy MANGO season"
kyon har bar mosam
kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho
har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho
ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi
ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?
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