Karan Johar

Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent.
I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO"

Jun, 14 2010 130 chars (1 sms) 2061 views Insult

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Go down to c my

Go down to c my heart..

Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.

Dimag Ki tarah

Scientists all over

Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.

No Visits No Calls

No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I"m worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?

Pakistan Post Office

Pakistan
Post
Office
Ne
ALTAF HUSSAIN
Ki Tasveer
Wali
Stamp
Jaari
Kar
Di
He!
Awam
Parechan
Hen
K
Thook
Kis
Taraf
Lagaee
Jaye!!

World cup k bad

World cup k bad sehwag in filmo me nazar aayege!
Kabhi ek kabhi duck!
Hum wicket de chuke sanam.
Kal team mein ho na ho.
Kyon.... Out ho gaya na!

This sms can only b

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...
try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...
one more time...hey don"t force it ugly!!!

Your network tariff

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper!Congrats You
can make free calls!

pathan

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
.
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
.
Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

Ek Kabotar

Ek Kabotar

Itna Ura

Itna Ura

Itna Ura

Buhat upar gaya

Itna

Itna

Bus Ab nazar
Nai a raha apna kaam kro,
Kal Dhondin gay.

Hello, this is GOD

Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

Khobsurat phoolon

Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi.

barsaat ke mausam

barsaat ke mausam main aap ka dil chahta ho ga,
barish main nahanay ka,
geet gungunanay ka,
paani main chhai chhappa chhai karne ka,
barsaat main sab frogs ka dil yehi karta hai.

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Karan Johar

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