Na Waqt Se

Na Waqt Se
Na Aarzo Se
Na Udasion Se
Sirf Or Sirf
Mohabbat Se
Chahat Se
Khuloos Se
Pyaar Se
Baray Ehtraam Se
Poray DIL Se
"Lanat hap ap per"

Jun, 14 2010 151 chars (1 sms) 2639 views Insult

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Teacher: attendance

Teacher:
attendance plz:
pintoo...

present sir.
guddu...

present sir.

kaalu...

present sir.
ulluu...

ulluu...
ulluu...

button dabana choor "PRESENT SIR" bool....

Pata hai GABBAR ne

Pata hai GABBAR ne thakur ke haath kyo kaate the...?

?

?

kyO?

SoCho?

Kyonki Thakur GABBAR ko SMS Nahi Karta Tha!!!
AB TERA KYA HOGA RE KALIYA.... :P

Please FAX ur Picture

Please FAX ur Picture Urgently.

WaLLet mein Lagane K Liey nahi.

Kitab k Front page K Liey

Kitab ka Naam hai

QABAR KA AZAB.

Hungry kya

Hungry kya?
Laddoo bhej raha hoon...

yeh le...

) " (
/ ).) o
L./L./ o
o

kha..Beta kha. .
laddoo....kha.......!

Breaking News

Breaking News...
Dhammaka Khabar..

TiB ki Dunya me TeheLka Mach Gaya,
Khabar MiLi hai K KaL Basheer Khusrey
K han KaKa Hua...
Kaise Hoa Hamein Khud nahi Pata...
ChaLein ChaL kar Basheer Khusrey Se
Puchte Hain..

G Basheer g

Basheer G...!!

Msg Hi Parhte Rahengey Ya Kuch Batain Gey Bhi..

Pakistan Post Office

Pakistan
Post
Office
Ne
ALTAF HUSSAIN
Ki Tasveer
Wali
Stamp
Jaari
Kar
Di
He!
Awam
Parechan
Hen
K
Thook
Kis
Taraf
Lagaee
Jaye!!

Forest king Virappa

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all
switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local
criminals, as I did.

Kya aap jante hain

Kya aap jante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???

Zahir hai

AAP

to ho nhi skte

to

KOI AUR HI HOGA

when i miss u

when i miss u
i read your sms

when i want to see u
i close my eyes

and when i want to hear your voice
I
Simply
throw
a stone
over
Donkey

Pappu to chinese

Pappu to chinese - Tu american
hai?
.
Chinese - No, I am chinese..
.
... ... pappu- Nahi, tu American hi hai...
.
Chinese - No, I am chinese..
.
pappu- Nahii , tu American hai ..
American hi
hai tu..
.
Chinese - Acha yaar, Main
American Hu..
Khush..?
.
pappu-saaale Shakal se to tu
chinese
lagta hai.

Mujhe pata hai

Mujhe pata hai tum aaj bhi use pasand karte ho,
Woh aaj bhi tumhe chahti hai,
Jab bhi tum uski gali me jaate ho,
To woh BHONK-BHONK kar apna Pyaar jatati hai.

Insult

'=. You are,
A-B-C-D

¤Atractive
¤Beautiful
¤Cute
¤Dear

E-F-G

* Excellent
* Funny
* Genius

H-I-J.

= Hahahaha.
= I'm.
= Joking!! :-)'

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