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Na Waqt Se
Na Aarzo Se
Na Udasion Se
Sirf Or Sirf
Mohabbat Se
Chahat Se
Khuloos Se
Pyaar Se
Baray Ehtraam Se
Poray DIL Se
"Lanat hap ap per"

Jun, 14 2010 151 chars (1 sms) 2359 views Insult

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Hi hw r u

Hi hw r u..
R u free this Sunday? Can u come with us 2 Lshore @ 9am?

Coz Sunday we r opening a new branch of

ZOO. We got all the animals except u

Have u seen a

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen

Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen
I''m Right Na?

Ok

Ghorry Ki 4 Tangeen
I''m Right Na?

Ok

Kuttay Ki 4 Tangeen

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Aap Ki 2 Tangeen.
Ye baat Kuch Samajh Main Nahi Aati.

I"d love to ask

I"d love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can"t count that high.

tuhaar chehraa moti

Arz kiya hai...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

The best thing i

The best thing i like about you is your "SHARAFAT" you are full of....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50% SHAR & 50 % AFAT

Ek Kabotar

Ek Kabotar

Itna Ura

Itna Ura

Itna Ura

Buhat upar gaya

Itna

Itna

Bus Ab nazar
Nai a raha apna kaam kro,
Kal Dhondin gay.

Who Wants 2 B A

Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let"s play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:

A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

Ring me! I will tell you!

Today is MMS

Today is MMS day:

MMS means:

=MAKE MONKEYS SMILE=

I''ve done my part.. :->

Tu hai harjaee

Tu hai harjaee,
tu apna b yeh toar sahi......
too nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahi

Cheese is Cheese

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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yahaan factory

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haan ji..
kya chahiye?

kuch dhoondh rahe ho?

shayad sms..

yahaan factory lagi hai kya.
Chalo Apna kaam karo...?

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Na Waqt Se

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