andheri kabar

andheri kabar
andheri kabar,

sunsan kabristan,

soni haveli,

kala aasman,

bejli karki aaya tofan,

rat ho gayee

so ja shaitan,
  

Jun, 14 2010     129 chars (1 sms)     2109 views       Insult

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Ye BADAL

Ye BIJLI

Sirf Aap K Liye,


Ye HAWA

Ye MAUSAM

Sirf Ap K Liye,

8 Mahine Nahaye Nahi,

Ab 4 Mahine Ki Ye BAARISH...

Sirf Aap K Liye!
Last night
i had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?

U said

Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,

20 rupaye dye they 6 rupey lene they.... ;-)

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I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.
ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
kanjos ki zindagi kia jeena.
kabhi humari tarah b jiya karo.
roz mere sms par kar sharam nai aati.
kabi khud b sms kiya karo.
1 Boorhi orat ne 100 police walon ki dawat ki

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi me khilaya?

Amma: Main mannat mani c k mera ghar ban jaega te main 100 haram_dyan nu roti khwawan gi
Es lai tawanu roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola Amma aina takaluf Q kita

Wapda wala 1 hi sad lena C .. . .
Aap Ki X-Ray Report Aa Gayi Hy
Dekh Len


















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Ghabrane Ki Baat Nahi Hai
Bus Aap K Andar Ek Keera Hai
Jo Aap Ko Msg Nahi Kerne Deta ;->
Gadhay K Bachche
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10inch k hotay hain




Kuttay Ki Nasal
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Mukhtalif kisam ki hoti hain




Bandar K Bachchay
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Shararti hote he..;->
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!
Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho

har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho

ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi

ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?
3 tips to break a miror:
1. pathar mar ker tod do.
2. utha ke neechay phainko.
3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao.
Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.