andheri kabar

andheri kabar,

sunsan kabristan,

soni haveli,

kala aasman,

bejli karki aaya tofan,

rat ho gayee

so ja shaitan,

Jun, 14 2010 129 chars (1 sms) 2467 views Insult

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FIRE..

msg baad me padh lena
B. . . .H. . . .A. . . .G. . . . . . .
warna trophy koi aur le jayega....

Khobsurat phoolon

Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi.

Sarey Gawaho Au

Sarey Gawaho Aur Bayanat Ko Madde nazar Rkhte hoye
Ye AdaLat PenaL Code Dafa 382 K Tehet MsG prhne WaLe
Mujrim Ko MsG na Bhejne K Jurm Mein " KANJOOS " Qaraar
Deti hai.

sham hote hii ye

sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai
toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai
tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.

i X-Ray Report Aa Gayi

Aap Ki X-Ray Report Aa Gayi Hy
Dekh Len

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Ghabrane Ki Baat Nahi Hai
Bus Aap K Andar Ek Keera Hai
Jo Aap Ko Msg Nahi Kerne Deta ;->

aRz kiya haI aankhon

aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
apni kisi friend se baat he karva do
meri shaadi abhi bohat door hai
wah wah wah

One day a monkey

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!

Hanso Khelo

Hanso

Khelo

NAACHO

Gao

Uchloo

Koodoo

Dunya ki parwa mat kero

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Duniya Janti Hay K
"PAGAL"
aisi harkatein karte rehte hai...

haha Hai Jise

haha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada

Smjha hai Jise Muhabbat se Zyada

Bharosa hai Jis pe Khud se Zyada

Tu hai Hai wo....

HARAMZADA..

Main terai balooon

Main terai balooon main khona chahta hoon.....

main tere baloon main khona chahta hoon......

per kambakhat tum tail buhat lagati ho .....

her baar phisal jata hoon............

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