andheri kabar

andheri kabar
andheri kabar,

sunsan kabristan,

soni haveli,

kala aasman,

bejli karki aaya tofan,

rat ho gayee

so ja shaitan,
  

Jun, 14 2010     129 chars (1 sms)     2325 views       Insult

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Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Pyarey Bhaiyya!!



27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..

Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.


Aap ki Behen
KATRINA KAIF


Akk de bootey gulab disde.


Neheran de pani laal disde.

Jadon diyan chaliyan lundey diyan paintan.

Aj de mundey nawab disdey....
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
CouLd Not Afford U Coz...

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5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar..
The best thing i like about you is your "SHARAFAT" you are full of....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50% SHAR & 50 % AFAT
Jabse Tumhe dekha
hai,

Mera

Raat ko

Din ko

Subha ko

Sham ko

Khate waqt

Peete waqt

Sote waqt

Jagte waqt



Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!
Husband: Suit Bara Sohna Pehna hai..

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Lipstick B Sohni Lagai hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Makeup B Sohna Kia hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Sohni Phir bhi Nahi Lag rahi..
aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.
Human lies!,
that is normal.
lions eat grass,
that is ok.
but when a monkey
press a mobile keyboard
that s amazing!!!
hey r u still pressing..?
molvun k khilaaf bhonknay walon zabaan band karo
molvun k baghair kis kaam k ho zaban band karo
tum aaj mar jao to kon janaza parrhai ga tumhara
molvi hi parrhai ga kuch sharam karo
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell