Baharo phool barsao

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai

Jun, 14 2010 143 chars (1 sms) 2494 views Insult

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Dil Main Hamesha Ik

Dil Main Hamesha Ik Shor Ho Raha Hay,

Bina SMS Dil Boor Ho Raha Hay,

Kahin Aisa To Nahi, ?

K Mera Dost ?

Kuttay Ki Neend So Raha Hay?

Abhi tak tehni par

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Oyeee...! Abhi tak tehni par latky ho...Chalo shabash nichay utro or sms karo.

One day a donkey

One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.

So plz don''t look into mirror coz..

I''ll miss u... :P

1 RUPIYA DE DE

BHIKAARI: 1 RUPIYA DE DE, MAIN NE 3 DIN SE KHAANA NAHIN KHAAYEA HAI,
MEMON: 100 RUPE DOON GA PEHLE YEH BATA 1 RUPIYE ME KHAANA KAHAN MILTA HAI???

Yaar Mujhe AIk

Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k

Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..

Hi hw r u

Hi hw r u..
R u free this Sunday? Can u come with us 2 Lshore @ 9am?

Coz Sunday we r opening a new branch of

ZOO. We got all the animals except u

Yaar aaj ka din

Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!

Lost in a zoo

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2

Teri yAad se 1

Teri yAad se 1 Lamha nahi hai khali
Tu phool hai GARDEN ka hum uske hain maali.
Tumhe chaye ka shoq hai aur hum hain pyali.
Tu paer hai khajur ka main hon daali.
Dekha kitni mohabbat hai puri nazam banali
Mujhe malum hai apki koi to majburi hogi
Jo aap ne itne kam peson mein Apni Izzat LOotwali............ ;->

Maine ap ko khwab

Maine ap ko khwab main dekha
Aap hooron k darmian they
Maine ALLAH se poocha
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai
Jawab aya: Isko jaza nahi...
Hooron ko saza mili hai..

Your network tariff

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper!Congrats You
can make free calls!

tuhaar chehraa moti

Arz kiya hai...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

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Baharo phool barsao

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