Who Wants 2 B A

Who Wants 2 B A
Who Wants 2 B A
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Let"s play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:

A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

Ring me! I will tell you!
  

Jun, 14 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     2155 views       Insult

more Insult SMS Messages

Boy proposing a girl :

Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.


Girl : wada ?


Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.


Girl :
Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna..
Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya, chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat
karke kaha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna Mard hamare ghar mein
bhi hai
Hi, How r u?
Are u free Tomorrow?
Can u come to me, Bcoz Tomorow we r Opening a New
















"MENTAL HOSPITAL"
Admission Free, Special offer 4 u... ;->
Pata hai GABBAR ne thakur ke haath kyo kaate the...?


?

?


kyO?



SoCho?


Kyonki Thakur GABBAR ko SMS Nahi Karta Tha!!!
AB TERA KYA HOGA RE KALIYA.... :P
Badshah Ne AeLaan Kia Hai k jo meri Riaya mein
Sab se Zyada "CHAMPOO" Hoga Us se Apni Beti
Ki Shaadi Karoonga..










Teri to NiKaL pari yaar..
Mubarak ho Shehzadey...!!!
Meri Muskuraht Par
Aitraz Mat Kar Aey
Dost
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Tujhey Dekh Kar To
Kisi Ki Bhi Hansi nikal sakti hai
Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely,
par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai
Agar Aap se koi kahe k

U r

"GOOD LOOKING"


"SMART"

Or

"GENIOUS"


"To rakh k stupid k munh per thapper marna


February ke mahine mein April FOOL ?
Maine ap ko khwab main dekha
Aap hooron k darmian they
Maine ALLAH se poocha
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai
Jawab aya: Isko jaza nahi...
Hooron ko saza mili hai..
Aap

Aachhe

Imaandar

Sanskarwan

Sunder

Sushil

Samjhadaar

Pyare

Khubsurat

Tailented Insaan ho,


Pata Karo

Ye Afwaah Kaon Udaa Raha Hai.
Main terai balooon main khona chahta hoon.....

main tere baloon main khona chahta hoon......

per kambakhat tum tail buhat lagati ho .....

her baar phisal jata hoon............
Ek Kabotar




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Nai a raha apna kaam kro,
Kal Dhondin gay.