Who Wants 2 B A

Who Wants 2 B A
Who Wants 2 B A
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Let"s play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:

A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

Ring me! I will tell you!
  

Jun, 14 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     2353 views       Insult

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Ye BADAL

Ye BIJLI

Sirf Aap K Liye,


Ye HAWA

Ye MAUSAM

Sirf Ap K Liye,

8 Mahine Nahaye Nahi,

Ab 4 Mahine Ki Ye BAARISH...

Sirf Aap K Liye!
Badshah Ne AeLaan Kia Hai k jo meri Riaya mein
Sab se Zyada "CHAMPOO" Hoga Us se Apni Beti
Ki Shaadi Karoonga..










Teri to NiKaL pari yaar..
Mubarak ho Shehzadey...!!!
Phone K RIshte Bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain

Balance Rakh Kr BHi Log Ghareeb Hote Hain

Msg Krne Ki Hoti Nahi JinKo Taufeeq

Wo Log bhi KItne Miskeen Hote Hain
Dost Tumhari Girl freind ka phone aaya tha"
"
"

Keh rahi thi
"
"

Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
"
"

Bomb ka zamana hai...URRA do saleY ko...! ;->
Ab t0 iqrAr kEr Lo,



Or nA tArpAo..



Ab t0 bAtA d0..



Or nA shArmAo..



k..



Tum mUjh sE..



mUjh sE..



mUjh sE..




Bhi ZiAdA KaNjUs h0.. :P
Humko hami se chura lo
dil main kahin tum chhupa lo
hum akelay ho na jayen
door tum se ho na jaayen

paas aao

paas aao

paas aao


rukoooooooooooo!



pehlay achi tarha naha ke aao
Hum ko Hum hi Se Chura Lo


DiL MEin Kahin Tum Chupa Lo


Hum AkeLe Kho Na Jain


Door Tum se Ho Na Jain


Pas Aao ..

Pas AAO...


RUKOO !!!!



PehLe Safe Guard Se Naha Lo..
One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself.

So plz don''t look into mirror coz..





I''ll miss u... :P
Read This Wazeefa 100 Times On Every Friday,
Standing At The Door Of The Mosque.
Inshallah You Will Be Rich In Few Days.
The Wazeefa Is




"Allah Ke Naam Pe De Ja BaBa"
kanjos ki zindagi kia jeena.
kabhi humari tarah b jiya karo.
roz mere sms par kar sharam nai aati.
kabi khud b sms kiya karo.
Tu hai harjaee,
tu apna b yeh toar sahi......
too nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahi
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar