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Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
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Ring me! I will tell you!
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Jun, 14 2010
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Your place or mine
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.
yahaan factory
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haan ji..
kya chahiye?
kuch dhoondh rahe ho?
shayad sms..
yahaan factory lagi hai kya.
Chalo Apna kaam karo...?
You=lovely
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Ek hathi ne ek
Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya, chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat
karke kaha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna Mard hamare ghar mein
bhi hai
insult
One day l went 2 ZOO.
So many animals were there.
(>. .< )
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
o(o‚¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey
(@‚¿@)
"(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi..
Sardar to a girl
Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
U r ''P'' ure
U r
''P'' ure
''I'' ntelligent
And
''G'' reat. . . . !
Said That Sarcastically . . .
Wanna Know What I Meant For Real. . . . ?
Read the Alphabets Enclosed In Inverted Commas
That''s From My Heart . . . .
After 7 Days
After 7 Days!
After 159 Hrs!
After 16890 Mins
After 1015200seconds!
Sub Log.....
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Jo Bhi Karen, Ap Ko Kya Taklef Hai?
Aap Apna Kam Karein:-)
munda bigra jaaye
jabb koi baat bigad jaaye
jabb koi mushkil padd jaaye
tuo
tuo
tuo
tuo
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mein kya karoon?
tumhari harkaten he aisi hoti hain
pata nahi kabb sudhro gey
I saw U on ROAD
I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
molvun k khilaaf
molvun k khilaaf bhonknay walon zabaan band karo
molvun k baghair kis kaam k ho zaban band karo
tum aaj mar jao to kon janaza parrhai ga tumhara
molvi hi parrhai ga kuch sharam karo
Agar Aap se koi
Agar Aap se koi kahe k
U r
"GOOD LOOKING"
"SMART"
Or
"GENIOUS"
"To rakh k stupid k munh per thapper marna
February ke mahine mein April FOOL ?
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