I know how to

I know how to
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
  

Jun, 14 2010     71 chars (1 sms)     2725 views       Insult

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aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.
Is dil ka kaha mano kaam kardo,

1 benaam si mohabbat meray naam kardo,

meri zaat pe faqt itna ehsaan kardo,



ghar say naha k nikloo,

Or puray ilaqay ko hairaan kar doo
Agar Aap se koi kahe k

U r

"GOOD LOOKING"


"SMART"

Or

"GENIOUS"


"To rakh k stupid k munh per thapper marna


February ke mahine mein April FOOL ?
andheri kabar,

sunsan kabristan,

soni haveli,

kala aasman,

bejli karki aaya tofan,

rat ho gayee

so ja shaitan,
Kya aap jaante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
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zahir hai aap
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to ho nai sakte
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to phir
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MAI HUN
Teri yAad se 1 Lamha nahi hai khali
Tu phool hai GARDEN ka hum uske hain maali.
Tumhe chaye ka shoq hai aur hum hain pyali.
Tu paer hai khajur ka main hon daali.
Dekha kitni mohabbat hai puri nazam banali
Mujhe malum hai apki koi to majburi hogi
Jo aap ne itne kam peson mein Apni Izzat LOotwali............ ;->
Sabhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki
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AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..
Sarey Gawaho Aur Bayanat Ko Madde nazar Rkhte hoye
Ye AdaLat PenaL Code Dafa 382 K Tehet MsG prhne WaLe
Mujrim Ko MsG na Bhejne K Jurm Mein " KANJOOS " Qaraar
Deti hai.
... MaX iNsUlTz ...

* I''d Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!

* The World Is A lot
Mind & Matter
I Don''t Mind & You
Don''t Matter ... !!

* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!

* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!


And Now


If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand






And





Place It Over Your
Mouth ...

Because

I m Allergic To Bullshit
Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely,
par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai
barsaat ke mausam main aap ka dil chahta ho ga,
barish main nahanay ka,
geet gungunanay ka,
paani main chhai chhappa chhai karne ka,
barsaat main sab frogs ka dil yehi karta hai.
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!