I know how to

I know how to
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
  

Jun, 14 2010     71 chars (1 sms)     2030 views       Insult

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andheri kabar,

sunsan kabristan,

soni haveli,

kala aasman,

bejli karki aaya tofan,

rat ho gayee

so ja shaitan,
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!
Pappu to chinese - Tu american
hai?
.
Chinese - No, I am chinese..
.
... ... pappu- Nahi, tu American hi hai...
.
Chinese - No, I am chinese..
.
pappu- Nahii , tu American hai ..
American hi
hai tu..
.
Chinese - Acha yaar, Main
American Hu..
Khush..?
.
pappu-saaale Shakal se to tu
chinese
lagta hai.
Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.
1 Boorhi orat ne 100 police walon ki dawat ki

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi me khilaya?

Amma: Main mannat mani c k mera ghar ban jaega te main 100 haram_dyan nu roti khwawan gi
Es lai tawanu roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola Amma aina takaluf Q kita

Wapda wala 1 hi sad lena C .. . .
when i miss u
i read your sms




when i want to see u
i close my eyes




and when i want to hear your voice
I
Simply
throw
a stone
over
Donkey
One of the
Intelligent
Monkey
Mising
In
Zoo.!
Its name is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
Don't worry
It is not u,
beCos
It is intelligent..
Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo
Aap Ki X-Ray Report Aa Gayi Hy
Dekh Len


















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Ghabrane Ki Baat Nahi Hai
Bus Aap K Andar Ek Keera Hai
Jo Aap Ko Msg Nahi Kerne Deta ;->
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Hi hw r u..
R u free this Sunday? Can u come with us 2 Lshore @ 9am?







Coz Sunday we r opening a new branch of

ZOO. We got all the animals except u

A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best

Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads

cow:
i give milk




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Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha...