I know how to

I know how to
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
  

Jun, 14 2010     71 chars (1 sms)     2048 views       Insult

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Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely,
par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai
Phone K RIshte Bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain

Balance Rakh Kr BHi Log Ghareeb Hote Hain

Msg Krne Ki Hoti Nahi JinKo Taufeeq

Wo Log bhi KItne Miskeen Hote Hain
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Kia Tum Ud Sakte Ho ?




Kia Sitaare Tod Sakte Ho ?





Pathar Ko Heera Bana Sakte Ho ?




Nahi Na ! ! !






Beta Sirf Shakal Bandar Jesi Hone Se
Koi Hanumaan Nahi Ban Jata
Aurat ko qudrat ne:
Khoobsurat chehra diya,
Hirni si aankhen di,
Resham se bal,
Gulab se hont,
...Pyar bhara dil diya
aur phr...
Zuban de kar sabh satyanaash kardiya

ha ha ha
One day l went 2 ZOO.
So many animals were there.
(>. .< )
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
o(o‚¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey
(@‚¿@)
"(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi..
Aaina dekh kar begana hogaya,
Khud apney husn k dewana hogaya,
MUQABL-e-HUSN mei hisa lia aap ny bhi,
Auron ko to cup mila per apko jurmana ho gaya
Boy proposing a girl :

Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.


Girl : wada ?


Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.


Girl :
Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna..
Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai
Ab t0 iqrAr kEr Lo,



Or nA tArpAo..



Ab t0 bAtA d0..



Or nA shArmAo..



k..



Tum mUjh sE..



mUjh sE..



mUjh sE..




Bhi ZiAdA KaNjUs h0.. :P
Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya
Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.
Today is MMS day:

MMS means:







=MAKE MONKEYS SMILE=




I''ve done my part.. :->