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Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaage hue Langur,
abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
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Jun, 14 2010
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Ankhon mein shrrafa
Ankhon mein shrrafat.
chal mein nazaakat.
dil mein sachai.
phir kyon na bole ap o her lerki
MERA BHAI,MERA BHAI.
... MaX iNsUlTz ...
... MaX iNsUlTz ...
* I''d Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!
* The World Is A lot
Mind & Matter
I Don''t Mind & You
Don''t Matter ... !!
* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!
* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!
And Now
If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand
And
Place It Over Your
Mouth ...
Because
I m Allergic To Bullshit
BE-IZZATI....
boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :D :O
girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off
Fanta Piyo
Fanta Piyo,
Pepsi Piyo,
Marinda Piyo
Coke Piyo,
Dew Piyo,
Pani Piyo,Piyo Aur Piyo
Kiyun Ke Ab Pampers Sirf 99 Rupai Main
Kabhi hausla bh
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye
bure waqt me muskurana chahiye...
Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..
boy proposing a girl
Boy proposing a girl :
Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.
Girl : wada ?
Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.
Girl :
Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna..
Mental Hospital
Mental Hospital Ke Operation Theatre Main
Operation Tayyar
Saman Mojood
Docters Mojood
Nurses Mojood
Laikin Mental
SMS Parhney Main Masroof Hai.
A Camel cow
A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best
Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads
cow:
i give milk
.
.
.
Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha...
Who Wants 2 B A
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let"s play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
Meri Muskuraht Part
Meri Muskuraht Par
Aitraz Mat Kar Aey
Dost
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Tujhey Dekh Kar To
Kisi Ki Bhi Hansi nikal sakti hai
Where r u? U r u
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read
that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r
safe, SMS me immediately.
TWO GOLDEN RULES
TWO GOLDEN RULES TO MOVE AHEAD IN LIFE:
Rule #1- "RoCk3rS" iS aLways Right.
Rule #2 - If u Feel That He iS Wrong,
Slap Urself & Read Rule#1 Again...... ;->
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